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Gold Dogger

when someone shoves a bar of gold up their ass or smth idk
โ€œmy bitch just did the fuckin gold dogger ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€โ€ or โ€œmy girls a gold dogger man..โ€
by kami ๐Ÿ™€ March 10, 2023
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Gold week

A week of the year where everyone must talk about the character Tohru Adachi from persona 4
by Adachi is hot March 24, 2023
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Occupational Gold Digger

An Individual who has to date someone who makes a certain amount of money to make up for their own financial irresponsibility & compulsory spending habits.

These individuals are different than the classic gold digger because they often work hard and make enough to support more than one person yet they have to borrow money constantly and or date people who make a certain amount of money to make it because they can't manage their own money properly whether in a relationship or not.

As an excuse to keep spending irresponsibly these Individuals often choose to date co-dependent enablers who will enable them to keep spending like they do, then will blame it on the other person as if they're the issue when it's both parties at fault. In some cases they will even stay with abusive people if there's enough money involved, which proves they're mentally unfit to be in a relationship with anyone.

These individuals constantly claim to want true love and a man/woman who treats them right, but they can experience exactly that and will throw it all away due their overwhelming love for money & material possessions if the person who loves them doesn't make enough money.
Occupational Gold Digger Examples

Her: *spends tons of money on wants not needs*
Also Her: *complains about not having money and looks their partners way to fix the problem they caused and or borrows money off others*

Him: *does everything to be there for their significant other in ways more important than money*
Also Him *treated as if they're not enough cause they're not pulling in enough money*

Her: *constantly posts online about wanting true love and a man who treats them right*
Also Her: *gets exactly that, kicks them to curb for not making enough money*
by xREDRUM4759604 March 27, 2023
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California Gold Rush

When a person gives someone an enema by pissing in their ass, causing them to violently release the mixture of piss and shit.
I gave my girlfriend a California Gold Rush and now I need to buy new sheets.
by FredQuackington April 4, 2023
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Good as gold

Slang originated from Australia/New Zealand meaning simply that something is great.
Also popularised by Vanderpump Rules star Scheana as the phrase was the title for her first single released in 2013, and the phrase is a running joke on the show. Good as Gold rose to prominence for a second time in 2023 after it was rewritten and used for an UberOne commercial, performed by Scheana, Ariana Madix and Lala Kent.
Person One: How are you?
Person Two: Good as gold!
by Shannon Beador's Plate June 1, 2023
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gold blooded

Sandra there has piss blood. Shes gold blooded.
by lasagne face June 5, 2023
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Gold Berry

A gorgeous person that has a very high standard who deserves everything in the world with a bitchy attitude and a normal bitch face yet a very good looking person.
Gold Berry is a future model.
by Sunmer June 16, 2023
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