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On November 7th, you have permission to punch your girlfriend
Boy:*punches his girlfriend*
Girl: oof that hurts you ar domestic abuser
Boy: NO IT'S NATIONAL PUNCH YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY!!
Girl: Oh okay then!!!
by Majmun November 7, 2022
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Girlfriend

Someone who is dating a guy. Girlfriends can be adorable and scary at the same time. While some are super casual about the whole "dating world" others can get clingy and demanding, and the simple idea of being a girlfriend cat get to their heads. If this is someone you know, bear with them or set them straight, they don't know everything about everything. A girlfriend deserves the world from their boyfriend, and sometimes forget that they also need to give the world to their boyfriend, because they are partners in crime and possibly life. Girlfriends are hard to obtain no matter what amount of self-esteem you have, but once you "get a girl" they can be loyal as hekk. They forget that playing hard to get can bruise a guy's self esteem just as much as guys can bruise theirs. A girlfriend can be a terrible experience, but once you get away from a bad girlfriend there's a whole sea out there and so many other girls who will treat you like a prince. A girlfriend's expectations can be unnaturally high, but not without reason. They want to be safe and comfortable with their boyfriend. Overall, a girlfriend is someone to love and be loved by, so spend time with and cause mischief with whether for a day or a lifetime.
Bro: Man is she your girlfriend?
Bruh: Yeah man, I love her sm
Bro: But does she love you?
Bruh: Yeah totally :)
by Demidork7 March 8, 2021
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kaidous girlfriend

Kaidou is basically married to Kai, he told me himself 🤨
Who is kaidous girlfriend?”
“Kai of course!”
by kaidousbitch March 20, 2021
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girlfriend

A female person that you can cuddle and rely on. You can talk to them about anything, until they break up with you and spread rumors and give you the title of a fuck boy.
Man my girlfriend is great,

I just broke up with my Girlfriend and now everyone thinks I'm a fuck boy!
by Tdeco May 23, 2016
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girlfriend

something you will never get
trust me.
Person 1: i got a girlfriend!!!
Person 2: yeah right.
Person 3: stop the cap bro
by nonexistantladder April 7, 2022
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Boy: It is National Girlfriend's Choice Day
Girl: You said that yesterday
by Lauren's Bear October 29, 2020
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August 2nd, the day you celebrate having online girlfriends.
hey bro did you know it's National Online Girlfriend Day?

yoo that's so cool! time to go dm my girl
by faybitch107492 August 1, 2021
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