The official alternate name for Port Perry, ON, a small-minded little shit-hole town on Lake Sludge (aka Scugog) that pretends to be normal, but has several residents that set the pace in being assholes. I lived there for five years of unpleasantness both at home and at school. The assholes, who proudly know who they are, were mainly the always cowardly bullies that attacked from behind and hung out with fellow cowards. Some are still there and lend their special stench to the little town that couldn't (be normal that is). They included mainly the high school drop-outs and some of the so-called teachers in their third-rate schools. Glad to get away from Fort Fairy. P.S. - there are some good people there too, but you have to deal with the scum as well, and they spoil the town and make it ugly. Not recommended as a place to live, unless you're just like them, in which case you'd fit right in. There's bound to be some kids half your size there that you can attack from behind and run away dragging your fat ass behind.
I used to live in Fort Fairy, Ontario, where you have to be a high-school drop-out and full-time cowardly asshole to get along with the locals.
by Alex Mutch January 7, 2019
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In short a A typical asshole whom welds on natural gas pipeline for work. Biggest bitchy crybabys ever met. Name Is derived from the combination of horrible welds and the mix of shit vapors emitted by workers mouth.
by Damndirtydean March 28, 2019
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When the excited kids go to sleep the vacation fairy will come and leave surprises to keep them entertained while traveling to their destination.
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The night before they left for their vacation the children went to bed early in hopes that the vacation fairy would come and leave fun toys and surprises for the long ride.
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