Facebook Fever 

When you open up a new internet browser and without meaning to, you type in f and press enter.

Dude, i thought we were working on the assignment?

Sorry bro, i've just got facebook fever...

Facebook Fever by this_chick January 5, 2011

FaceBook safety 

Calling "FaceBook safety" at work/home/school insures that no one else will sabotage your FaceBook if you're kept logged in or walk away from the computer.

John's Status: "Men make me happy!"

John's friend: "Ahhhahaha John didn't call FaceBook safety!"

FaceBook safety by mattyp1108 May 13, 2011

facebook stalker

a person who spends large amounts of time on facebook looking at other people's profiles. often browsing photos, walls (or wall-to-walls), groups, or recent activity posted on the stalked person's mini-feed.

"you are such a facebook stalker!"

"i found out that sarah joined a group when i was facebook stalking her last night."

"mikey is so hot, i think i'm gonna spend most of the night facebook stalking him looking at his pics."

"did you see emily and jenny's wall-to-wall? they were totally talking about you behind your back!"

facebook stalker by sm45 June 28, 2008

Facebook Update 

An unwanted update that adds an unwanted feature and/or takes a working feature and makes it unusable.

Did you get the new TF2 patch?
Yeah, but it was a Facebook Update, all it did was make the flamethrower worthless while adding 20 new hats.

Facebook Update by Bjerhjinanikle July 28, 2011

Facebook fag 

Some one who spends to much on Facebook.com

Yo joe get of Facebook you facebook fag

Facebook fag by David Wight August 21, 2009

facebook wedding 

When on facebook.com you make your relationship status married. You and the person your married to have agreed to a facebook wedding.

Adam and Annie have agreed to a facebook wedding.

facebook wedding by Ttam Gollub September 30, 2006

facebook creeper 

someone who uses facebook but is looking at other peoples profiles, going through their pix, reading their messages. It's a little like stalking.

you - "what are u doing?"

me - "looking at my boyfriends ex girlfriends profile on facebook, according to her mini feed shes missing her ex"

you - "your such a facebook creeper"

me - "yea I know"

facebook creeper by xoangelmariexo January 4, 2009