To lose out on a passionate night of strange to a magician/illusionist. Or just losing out in life to said magician/illusionist. Abbreviated version of Blaine'd works as well.
Getting David Blaine'd makes for one of the best true stories ever. Steven David passed out on the couch in NYC. His new friend wasn't having it so she dialed up a vanishing act, next thing you know she was whisked away by a popular magician! Before any bystanders could even blink, it was realized that Steven David got David Blaine'd! also; Steve Dave got Blaine'd! SDBD
by Apt. 904 January 16, 2009
Get the David Blaine'd mug. An ESPN retard who thinks the phillies will not make the playoffs in 2011 after having the most wins in the league in 2010 & improving their pitching in the offseason.
by Moolium April 27, 2011
Get the David Schoenfieldmug. A sexual maneuver that when performed correctly can side step the social awkwardness that may ensue a random blowjob, when found in the female’s environment and near climax withdraw and ejaculate into her eyes, while she rubs at her eyes in order to see, use this moment to make for the door, be sure to turn on the light and let out a CHEEEESEEE ITS! For entertainment value. When she is able to see in 5-10 minutes (sight loss is rarely permanent) she will be in alone and disoriented but not expecting a phone call. This was found on cave writings of the Incas but the original name was lost in translation, David Blaine was the first in successfully performing this lost art form in modern times.
Synonyms: DB-ing
Antonyms: Cuddling
Synonyms: DB-ing
Antonyms: Cuddling
Buddy One: So how did you leave it with Kim last night? I heard she is clingy.
Buddy Two: No we're cool she gave me a blowjob and I David Blained it out of there before her romates came back.
Buddy Two: No we're cool she gave me a blowjob and I David Blained it out of there before her romates came back.
by Blaine Hero December 18, 2007
Get the David Blainemug. Snake Oil retailer and quack of the highest order. Hopes to use his charm and his derivative and extremely paranoid story about giant lizards to do an L.Ron Hubbard and start an incredibly profitable new cult/religion.
Meanwhile he does alright rinsing out all those same suckers who read the Celestine drivel, believe in the healing power of crystals and think the moon landings were faked, etc.
Meanwhile he does alright rinsing out all those same suckers who read the Celestine drivel, believe in the healing power of crystals and think the moon landings were faked, etc.
by Joe D Berry December 12, 2008
Get the David Ickemug. Germany's Unsuccessful Attempt To Make Their Own "Chuck Norris". he turned out to be a drunk asshole. his one claim to fame was being on the show Baywatch.
Dude 1: Who is that random guy in the Spongbob Movie?
Dude 2: David Hasselhoff.
Dude 1: Who's That?
Dude 2: A Fankenstein Like Creature The Germans Created, Thinking They Could Match The Great Chuck Norris.
Dude 1: Wow The Germans Fail.
Dude 2: David Hasselhoff.
Dude 1: Who's That?
Dude 2: A Fankenstein Like Creature The Germans Created, Thinking They Could Match The Great Chuck Norris.
Dude 1: Wow The Germans Fail.
by 3camman November 29, 2010
Get the David Hasselhoffmug. The first Republican senator that Louisiana has elected in the past one hundred years. Also called "Bush Lite" where "lite" means "less important" as opposed to "less scary."
David Vitter is a lot like George W. Bush, with one notable exception: the unflattering pictures of David Vitter are a LOT more unflattering than the unflattering pictures of Bush.
by Nero Xantara November 19, 2004
Get the David Vittermug. David Douglas High School is the biggest and most awesome school in Oregon. It is in SE Portland. It's mascot is the Scots. Sometimes called "Dirty Douglas". It is basiclly raw in every sport, especially football. In fact, they are winning the 6A state championship in 08' and 09'.
by ddhsistheshiz January 14, 2008
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