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Dr. Wyatt'ed

(Verb) - based on the therapist 'Doctor Wyatt', when you do something after thinking about all of the consequences and risks, using your Wise Mind to do the right thing, you have 'Dr. Wyatt'ed' the situation. Usually used by patients of the Doctor himself, the action was created by none other than Frances Cosmos.
Becky: "So how did it go last night with your date?"

Jordan: "Well at first I was really distracted by her appearance, but after I Dr. Wyatt'ed the situation I realized she was manipulating me, so I left."

Becky: "Wow, I'm really impressed you realized that. I probably wouldn't have caught it, and just ended up getting used and hurt. Good job!"
by Frances Cosmos June 12, 2018
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Dr. Holmes

A well-renowned E.R. Medical Doctor by day, an adult entertainer by night. Dr. Holmes is how he is referred to in both professions.
“They call me Dr. Holmes...”
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Dr. Brilliant

An administrator who cares more about saving money to increase his bonus than about Veteran’s care. Dr. Brilliant told the warm-hearted physician that the proposed care of a Veteran was unnecessary, when what Dr.Brilliant meant is that it would cut into his bonus. Dr. Brilliant, trained only as an intern, accused the specialist of witchcraft in suspecting a tumor when the specialist requesting a PET scan for a veteran.
Why are you “Dr. Brillianting” my health care? Don’t “Dr. Brilliant” my second opinion. “Dr. Brilliant” denied my health care request. I want a “Dr. Brilliant” year end bonus so I will deny service.
by Droitduseigneiur August 5, 2018
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Dr. Syntax

The world's first ever non-animated cartoon character created in 1809 by British artist Thomas Rowlandson. His appearance is that of a scrawny and eccentric elderly clergyman/schoolmaster. He was hugely successful, spawning many imitators and even creating the first ever market for tie-in merchandise.
Without Dr. Syntax, famous characters like Mickey Mouse, Bonzo the Dog and Felix the Cat wouldn't have had their iconic cartoony designs.
by CelticEagle February 5, 2019
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Dr Jeff

Someone who is perfect and exceeds expectations in every possible way.
Bro, I think that guy is a straight up Dr Jeff man.
Yo! Thats sick dog.
by aebaadcode February 10, 2019
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Dr. Jones

The act of snatching a shit from below a crab walker before she/he falls on it.
1. Dude, how did you get gangrene?
2. I was playing Dr. Jones and she slipped and broke my arm. The bone went through the skin and into the shit causing a major infection. They might have to amputate!
1. Bro that will be the most epic sex scar ever!
2. Dude, I know.
by Ptolomy Fife October 7, 2018
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dr. montague

A terrible band teacher that talks off topic and picks first chair by who she likes.
by Moctor Dario May 18, 2018
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