Cheese Fat

When a person eats so many cheez-its that they get overweight.

Girl...you better knock off the crackers, you're gettin' cheese fat!

by ghostbustarhymes November 13, 2011

Toe-Cheese

Someone who's bad at a game because they did something really fucking stupid.

Idot: *walks off edge of map*
Gamer: Bro, your fucking toe-cheese

by MrMeeseeks33477 April 30, 2022

Mega-Cheesed

1. An adjective used to describe someone that's VERY pissed off.
2. When the area you are in is filled with cheese. A LOT of cheese.
3. When you rip a fart so big that you swear you feel your butthole tearing open, and the person next to you feels a rumbling vibration.
4. A term in the video game Death Road to Canada (aka a very good zombie game that i've lost over 211 times and won zero times) that shows the zombies are super irritated and will come after you faster than the girlfriend you cheated on.

"Hey Jim, you feeling Mega-Cheesed again huh?"
"Shut up Todd." Suddenly, a pissed off zombie comes through the door and throws cheese everywhere.
"Oh great Jim, now you made the Mega-Cheesed zombie fill the room with cheese, making the room Mega-Cheesed!"
"So what Todd? I mean you Mega-Cheesed in your pants earlier, and I could feel it from a mile away."

by OiSlumai October 21, 2020

Cheese baguette

An unwashed Frenchman's cock, a perpetrator of hostile gay acts using his cheesy wang.
A Dassault shuffle, accompanied by a bottle of red

When I hand I want to gobble a filthy French fucker and suck on his cheese baguette

by Al Murray July 6, 2017

Melt Cheese

To melt someone cheese: one must raise their hand into the air, spread their finger and thrust it into a mirrored hand held up by someone else. This term is more referred to in the vernacular as "High Five"

to melt cheese:
Howard melted Frank's cheese after he scored the winning goal

by Mr. McMan999 June 17, 2011

Wet Cheese

A saying akin to 'silly sausage' or 'wet paper towel'.

"Oh, Andrew you wet cheese"

by naklsonofnakkl February 28, 2019

Chicken and cheese

A burger containing crispy chicken with a slice of McDonald’s cheese on top, often eaten lukewarm or cold - the absolute number one drunken nausea or hangover cure.

I was feeling rather sick this morning so I made myself a chicken and cheese, now I feel much better.

I’m going for a chicken and cheese so I don’t throw up after this bender

I drank so much last night that I needed a chicken and cheese

by Spooketh February 22, 2021