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Cracker

A way for white people to act oppressed by calling "cracker" a "racial slur". It is determined as a "racial slur" becuase a saltine is white LMFAO
Jamal: Sup cracker!
Teacher: That's a racial slur Jamal.
by kokeadict September 28, 2020
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safe-cracker

Slang. It’s what blacks call a white bank robber. It’s someone who’s white and cracks safes.
Black guy: hey look: a safe-cracker! What’s a safe-cracker?! Black guy: a white bank robber who’s white and cracks safes!
by B-rizzle June 20, 2019
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MBF Cracker

The best rapper out no cap BLOOD 🥶🥶🥶
Damn is that MBF Cracker?
Yeah he’s the best rapper out rn 🥶🥶
by YouTube_Dakota November 23, 2020
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Chocolate Animal Cracker

The reverse of a blumpkin where you're peeing and you get your salad tossed. This is difficult for a chick, but not impossible. Toilets are not necessary.
I was killing time before WGI semifinals when I got this chick to give me a chocolate animal cracker.

I had to pee during sex, so I just went, and she continued to give me a chocolate animal cracker.

I told my bro that if he likes blumkins, he should try chocolate animal crackers, forget about it!

I asked the lady selling tickets if she was into blumpkins and she said,
"No, but I'll give you a chocolate animal cracker. Do you want one?"
I said, "Oh, word? You better believe it!"
by TheChocolateAnimalCracker September 24, 2012
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Joseph Graham Cracker White Power Raptor

He looks like a human, but don't let him fool you he's really a chode in disguise. Known for dancing with his crush at the school dance, he may remind you of a bear with a small penis. He came here to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but he wound up just sucking dick.
Joseph Graham Cracker White Power Raptor is a horny ass mutha fucka and he lookin to nut all over his dog's mouth
by Aishik's Indian Hamburger August 31, 2017
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cracker jack

When a white man steals something, usually quickly. This is a rare occurance as theft is usually committed by negros and spicks. Often when this occurs, it is appropriate to yell out "damn, I just got cracker-jacked". Many white people who 'cracker jack' are drunk.
"Did you hear that Vinny got cracker jacked the other day?"


"Man, I wanna cracker jack that nigger over there. Teach him a lesson about superiority"
by The Nameless Man March 13, 2009
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cracker jack

That idiot that just cut you off and slowed down below the speed limit. Or any other retard that pulled their license out of a cracker jack box
That cracker jack just hit the curb and ran in to a parked car.
by cafiend March 27, 2008
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