Wal-Mart cake

One of just about EVERY food item found in the FREEZER of their distribution system, along with Donuts (Yeah, "Made fresh daily"...somewhere else.

An item put on a shelf of Wal-Mart by not-really bakers, just inventory stockers with a hair net and apron.

Hey Jim, I was orderfilling in the freezer the other day and a box fell over. Glazed donuts fell out of it. I also saw a box with "Wal-Mart cake" written on it. Why do the store displays have "Made fresh daily" on it?

Jim: That's not my department.

Oh. Can I take a break? My feet are numb from the -20 degree environment I work in 10-12 hours a day.
Jim: I'll ask my manager, but until then, get back to work.

by adamlesh April 25, 2009

Salt on the cake

An unneccessary addition or redundancy that is detrimental to ones overall enjoyment of the subject matter.

Guy #1: wow that woman's cleavage is beautiful.

Guy #2: and now she is taking her jacket off so we can see her... shoulders?
Guy #1: yeah talk about salt on the cake.

by WeaponTHPS October 19, 2010

Break-up Cake

Break-up Cake (N) - 1. A cake presented as a gift after a break-up. A Break-up Cake may be decorated with parting words, or a hateful message. Break-up Cakes with hateful messages are usually returned to the givers face. A Break-up Cake may be a cookie cake.

K: Did you hear about Mike and Jessi?
L: No, what happened?
K: He broke up with her using a Break-up Cake.
L: Really? Well, I suppose that is precisely when a girl really wants some Cake.
K: Very true!

by Terry Burnettersumthing February 21, 2011

I'm a cake

A phrase used to convey that one is baked (high from smoking weed, dabbing, edibles, etc). The phrase is derived from "baked as cake."

Yo, I took too many dabs... I'm a cake right now, ya dig?
I'm boutta smoke, you wanna come be a fuggin cake?

by notmydick January 17, 2019

Strawberry shit cake

When you are eating her ass and she mestruates in your mouth

I was eating Becky out and she gave me a strawberry shit cake

by Mrkdaddyeb February 15, 2019

Pickle Bitch Fart Cake

When you please bae with a fucking moldy pickle and your bitch farts and the stench is so bad you won’t go near that cake for weeks.

“Hey you gonna bang Sara this week?” “Nah man she pickle bitch fart caked”

by FaffyEnderman March 4, 2020

Tiwanese Tasty Cake

During sex you pull your partners eyelids to the side and shove their face into some Tasty Cakes. Then you cum on their upper lip then draw your cum into a fo-man-Chu mustache. Then put their face into the freezer so it hardens.

I gave your mom a Tiwanese Tasty Cake last night.

by Newman, Paul November 10, 2006