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ocean crust

When a sailor craps on your grave
Some guy ocean crusted on your moms grave
ocean crust by African white boy September 21, 2013

pizza crusted

J-this test is so stupid
M-just like you
S-ooo you just got pizza crusted
pizza crusted by Dhpickle October 25, 2015

Man crust 

Dry dirty cum around your bell end. You can peel it off like your dead Nans dry skin on her clit. Cheesy man crust
Man crust by Man crust July 23, 2016

Butt Crusties 

A flaky substance that comes out of the butt after u don't wash it for a month.

Good on spaghetti also known as parmesan cheese.
Those are some juicy butt crusties u have there.

yellow crusted cum-bubble 

A new bird species discovered in Washington, D.C.

Named so for it's uncanny resemblance to Trump's hair style.
Hey, is that a Yellow Crusted Cum-Bubble nesting on Trump's head, or does he look that way intentionally?

Brownie Crust 

Pale brownish flakes found around the anus are from a lack of anal hygiene.
Hey man, I heard you tried anal with Britney last night.
No, when we got back to my place I found out she had a brownie crust.