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candy shop girl

a candy shop is a whore house so a candy shop girl is a girl that works at a whore house.
damn that candy shop girl is fine, i wonder how much it'll cost.
by estilo March 28, 2005
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silver cotton candy

Jimmy: Put your legs back together grandma, no one wants to see your silver cotton candy!
by Glomwill February 29, 2008
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The Russian Candy Cane

You punch a girl in the face, to make her nose bleed, while you cum all over her face.
That girl's face never looked the same after she got the Russian Candy Cane on Christmas Eve.
by Charlie & Meg March 6, 2011
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Finger Candy

The QWERTY keyboard on a BlackBerry, iPhone or computer
I need to go on a diet but I am addicted to my Finger Candy!
by MediaJess.com August 21, 2009
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candy cane child

someone who completly obsesses over the White Stripes like enough to scare me
my sister is a candy cane child... god help me!!!!!!!!
by Donna October 27, 2003
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candy cane dandruff

Excessive bits, shards, and particles of candy dust that result from the process of unwrapping a new and pristine or broken-in-the-wrapper candy cane. The release of said particles is perpetuated by the additional cracking and/or further breakage of said candy cane.
Melissa: Did you see Robert today? His shirt's covered with so much dandruff! Doesn't he ever wash his hair?!

Sue Anne: Silly Melissa! ((eye roll inserted here)) That's not head dandruff. Robert's on a candy cane binge. All those boxes he got on clearance sale after Christmas... those white flakes and dust all over his shirt and desk is candy cane dandruff.
by Tsarstepan November 22, 2011
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underground candy bars

Underground meaning that these snack cakes, cookies or little debbies (new to the public or rare in certain areas) have been bootlegged from a different state or shipped to a state that's not currently selling them to the public.
Hey Charlie, where did you get that KitKat Candy Bar?
Charlie: Oh I ordered these off the internet.
Dang, those are some of them underground candy bars there~!
by Sawedoffsob June 8, 2016
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