The book which is actually just a website or it would have reached Mars by now, contains world records. Some of them are crazy, some are weird, some are crazy weird. But it's great to know that if I ever become the first person to eat eggs out of some sort of weird shit, my name gets put in an imaginary book to get me some fame.

TommyInnit: Hey I just got the most followers for a Minecraft Twitch Channel.
Also TommyInnit: Won't stop bragging about cuz its the GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS duh.

Guinness Book of World Records by I_hasAcat June 5, 2022

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A book

Used as an analogy to something very difficult and say it as an easy thing to piss people off thinking you as an arrogant asshole.

You can use this analogy when you make something so hard to do easy as fuck. It helps inflate your ego too.

Cassidy: Damn! This calculus exam is very difficult. There's no way someone can finish this under an hour
Brian: *Answers 6 questions and skips all the other ones and passes his papers* Dude this is so easy to understand. It's like reading a book. I don't why are you guys having a hard time on it
Cassidy: Shut up asshole!
Brian: Cassidy, your dad is literally black.

A book by Lightofdarkness666 July 21, 2022

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talkin book

When you are talking about education, to say you are not talkin book means you will not educate the subject by means of books. The first notable usage was by Tessa Brooks in the song “It’s Every Day Bro”

Tessa Brooks: Ima bout to educate you and I ain’t talkin book

talkin book by motenaz August 11, 2022

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