JOJO BONER

Getting a BONER when watching a JOJO music video.

When i got off work i saw that my brother had covered his jojo boner with a pillow when watching tv.

by Stephan Pinette November 17, 2006

morning boner

A boner that occurs when someone wakes up in the morning usually because the body is automatically holding in urine.

Ugghh, dude. i needed to take a piss but i had a serious morning boner and had to bend over!

by Alex \m/ February 3, 2007

Semi-boner

A semi-boner is when a man's penis is no longer erect after blowing his load or just becoming aroused.

Some guys get a semi-boner to playfuly slap each other in the face with it.

by Tiea September 28, 2008

boner shrinker

A woman who is completely undesirable.

She's so ugly, she's a boner shrinker!

by Cori Stahl October 30, 2008

Chick Boner

A physical response to a state of arousal in a female, typically a swelling/erection of the clitoris. Also can mean an erection of the female nipples due to arousal.

A combination of chick and boner.

I saw Joseph half-naked, and he was so hot I got a chick boner!

by iamholly.com October 10, 2003

pants boner

A crease in your pants in the crotch section, which causes you to look like you're having an erection.
(especially embarrassing when you are a girl)

Everyone was looking at my pants boner, and then asked me if I was actually a boy.
(I am a girl)

by greenybeany May 6, 2013

hair boner

Goose bump (AKA pilo-erection).

That song is so cool it gives me hair boners.

by Jeremy Sherman May 6, 2008