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Thirsty Bird

The act of dunking ones dick into toilet water and pissing in order to avoid making noise.
Jon: So what'd you do when you went for a piss when you were at her place?
Mike: I just did the thirsty bird, works every time.
by Dickt July 22, 2016
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stick bird

A so called "bird" who comes out on rainy nights who bites you in the anus. (This is actually a person who sticks their finger in another persons anus)
"Dude, I just got bit by a stick bird."
by Fhritp9910 May 23, 2016
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Horny bird

A boy from deep in the woods of walkertown nc who will fuck anything that walks and rides a Harley rain or shine you may mistake him as a Mexican when he where’s his carhart Beanie
Damn Kyle is a horny bird
by Cody Livengood January 9, 2020
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Bird Puppies

Bats... But better. They dwell in the depths of Lady's cave under her skirt. They smell of lavender with a hint of blazing fury. They like to be fed first thing in the morning but they are picky... Only the best sticky white stuff will do. And be warned... Raising her skirt will result in escape... She will defend them and they, her. You will parish...
"That scout let 15 bird puppies out! I will burn your castle into oblivion!"
by LadyAnon615 May 17, 2019
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Bird-Shirt

A picture or selfie (more usually) of someone without their shirt, usually sent to a desired mate to attract them.
Cathy: Oh god Tyler just sent me a bird-shirt.
Lily: Oh shit, lemme see!
by TheGramarMan October 1, 2021
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Doty Bird

A human being who is a ginger, and suffers from physical and mental impairment as well as a caffeine dependence, they also are talkative.
by thedotybird May 10, 2022
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