Beaver Tail

When you gotta poo and the poo is already coming out before you get to the toilet

shit, I gotta beaver tail! make way before i crap my pants!

by anidiotnameddre June 14, 2021

Beaver tail

Taking a big shit and letting it hang out your ass.

Let’s take a picture with a beaver tail

by Albertish March 25, 2020

Beaver

A complete retard. Devoid of all common sense

Damn why are you acting like a beaver?

by Beaves54321 December 22, 2021

Charlie Beaver

When someone does loads of c*caine and has loads of s*x (stands for cocaine vagina)

guy: I'm so high and just had sex !
guy 2: you sound like a bit of a Charlie Beaver

by soupylolzer July 8, 2025

Beaver Lasagna

When someone usually a man, shoves cooked pasta up their gfs vagina and eats it out like spaghetti. After that's done, they vomit out the pasta into their gfs mouth.

Want a "Beaver Lasagna"?

by ThiccDiccPricc July 29, 2019

Angry Beaver

Angry beaver is when during normal sex in any position.. You know you've beaten it up and did a good job when you climax and there's blood on your shaft cause she has started her period while you were having sex .... Bright red hence the Angry Beaver!!

Last night while having sex with Beth i knew i just had an angry beaver because of the blood on my shaft

by Mr. Freckles 69 February 9, 2018

Beaver dam

Female equivalent to a cock block.

I was in the middle of hole pounding this chick up against the cold porcelain, her friend came in and beaver dam'd me because she had to pee

by redneckmikey April 16, 2022