Of the ones that claim to care about them, some people say they love beasts, then they go and clear cut 50 something acres of their homes, displacing or killing anything that stuck around. If that was land people lived on, they would want to beat somebody or worse for trying to displace them, but when it comes to animals and trees, people seem a lot more forgiving about mowing them down.
by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022
Get the beastsmug. he goes by many names, gus, penjamin, chief rizz, and most importantly the berkeley beast.
as the name suggests, he has perfected the art of rizzing berkeley baddies. his pronoun game has been called the miracle on ice, the rumble in the jungle, and andre 3000 if he did not leave the biz.
no one is safe near the berkeley beast. if you are with your girl keep an eye out for the berkeley beast. signs that he is nearby are strong zaza scent and women falling on the ground. if you observe these signs, put a blindfold on your girlfriend and spin her at least 10 times, that way she will be disoriented and confused, improving your odds of fleeing the scene without emotional damage.
DO NOT LEAVE YOUR GIRL UNATTENDED WHEN THE BERKELEY BEAST IS IN THE VICINITY.
as the name suggests, he has perfected the art of rizzing berkeley baddies. his pronoun game has been called the miracle on ice, the rumble in the jungle, and andre 3000 if he did not leave the biz.
no one is safe near the berkeley beast. if you are with your girl keep an eye out for the berkeley beast. signs that he is nearby are strong zaza scent and women falling on the ground. if you observe these signs, put a blindfold on your girlfriend and spin her at least 10 times, that way she will be disoriented and confused, improving your odds of fleeing the scene without emotional damage.
DO NOT LEAVE YOUR GIRL UNATTENDED WHEN THE BERKELEY BEAST IS IN THE VICINITY.
friend: was that your girl i saw near the bathroom?
guy: yeah, she left a minute ago.
friend: are you crazy?! don't you know the berkeley beast is in the house??
guy: the berkeley who...
friend: it's too late now, we should leave.
guy: yeah, she left a minute ago.
friend: are you crazy?! don't you know the berkeley beast is in the house??
guy: the berkeley who...
friend: it's too late now, we should leave.
by Deputy Rizzmas Director November 21, 2023
Get the the berkeley beastmug. Keenan: "Yesterday one of my friends tryed to nut tap me but he only hit my penis."
Anonymous Douchebag: "You mean he only he your South Beast?"
Keenan: "So I got her back to my place, got her clothes off, I hit her with my North Beast for a little while, then I hit her with the South Beast."
Anonymous Douchebag: "You mean he only he your South Beast?"
Keenan: "So I got her back to my place, got her clothes off, I hit her with my North Beast for a little while, then I hit her with the South Beast."
by Beat Slice Fresh February 12, 2009
Get the South Beastmug. One of the many bosses in the 2015 game Bloodborne. All encounters with this boss are optional for a casual playthrough however, the encounter in the area Old Yharnam is recommended for any playthroughs of the game as it not only gives an achievement but also opens up the the best farming strategy in the game and drops an item needed for another two achievements. If going for all achievements in the base game and DLC you will encounter this enemy three times, twice as a boss, and once as an enemy. The two boss encounters are found in Old Yharnam (base game), and layer two of the Ailing Loran Chalice (Chalice Dungeons). The enemy encounter is in the Old Hunters DLC. It is in a cave at the end of the blood river area. Be warned, the Gatling Gun Hunter (widely thought to be one of Old Hunter Djura's cohorts) guards the entrance to the cave it is in and can be quite the tough fight. Never the less, after beating the Gatling Gun Hunter you may enter the cave where there will be a few beast men and some cloaked beast men. At the end of the cave is an enemy version of the Blood Starved Beast guarding the weapon The Amygdalan Arm. It is recommended you dodge into its attacks and stay behind it as none of its attacks hit behind itself. It can be distracted by blood cocktails and is weak to fire damage. It is believed by the community of Bloodborne enthusiasts that in humanity this creature practiced bloodletting as its back skin is flayed in a way similar to the Bloodletting Beast.
New Bloodborne Player: Hay I heard that the Blood Starved Beast was optional, I was considering skipping it. Should I?
Experienced Bloodborne Player: Do what you want, but I would recommend taking it down as it lets you go to the Chalice Dungeons. You also need to kill it to get three of the achievements in the game.
Experienced Bloodborne Player: Do what you want, but I would recommend taking it down as it lets you go to the Chalice Dungeons. You also need to kill it to get three of the achievements in the game.
by Bloodbornebiggestfan February 12, 2025
Get the Blood Starved Beastmug. a replacement word for awsome or amazing. can be used to disribe something or someone doing something cool .
by mellophones October 6, 2009
Get the beastmug. A Sexy Beast is someone who is beautiful beyond compare if u know a Sexy Beast than always be near them in hope u will become one cause ur so ugly.
by Erin_Swag August 30, 2016
Get the Sexy Beastmug. A term or expression used by "lax bro" douche bags. Normally said at the end of a Facebook status after saying something that has to do with lax in an attempt to sound cool.
by gagalover321 March 19, 2011
Get the Tempt The Beastmug.