A tosser who sports a beard all year round even though it makes his face look like a badger wrestling with a ferret in a cave!
Glass Eyed Bearded Fuck Face
Eaxamples of this can be seen in the late and great Steve Jobs , Ricky Tomlinson , moors murderer Peter Sutcliffe. JA & RT
Eaxamples of this can be seen in the late and great Steve Jobs , Ricky Tomlinson , moors murderer Peter Sutcliffe. JA & RT
by The Spoof Slayer February 1, 2013
Get the Glass Eyed Bearded Fuck Facemug. 1. To get weird while sporting a beard.
2. To do what you want while growing a beard, as a means of expressing your freedom.
2. To do what you want while growing a beard, as a means of expressing your freedom.
by OsirusR November 10, 2009
Get the weird out with your beard outmug. A slightly disillusioned male prone to suffering from extreme emotions. Likely to become utterly infatuated with members of the opposite sex, only to perform a complete reversal of feelings in the blink of an eye and hurl verbal abuse at them.
100% absolutely guaranteed to be late, even if you purposefully tell him the wrong time, his inner clock will force you to rethink plans to allow for his tardiness. If you attempt to reprimand him for this, he will simply chuckle. In fact he will chuckle in literally any situation ala Dr Hibbert (The Simpsons)
Skirmishes with a Beard, (although over as quick as they begin and normally consist of him stamping over to you with a grimace on his face), will often result in him threatening you with a house brick
Although a Beard cannot be classed as a boy racer (as he is far too old), he will drive perilously fast. As a result a vital part of his vehicle (Brakes, Gearbox, Suspension) will usually emit distressing noises
Beards will demand to spend the majority of a night out in a drinking establishment frequented by old men. He will affectionately refer to this as a “pub pub” and will became very excited about the opportunities to order Stella and dry roasted peanuts.
If a Beard rubs his stomach or makes a gesture such as biting into an invisible burger, this is normally a sign that he is grown tired and needs replenishment (Often occurs towards the end of a night out)
100% absolutely guaranteed to be late, even if you purposefully tell him the wrong time, his inner clock will force you to rethink plans to allow for his tardiness. If you attempt to reprimand him for this, he will simply chuckle. In fact he will chuckle in literally any situation ala Dr Hibbert (The Simpsons)
Skirmishes with a Beard, (although over as quick as they begin and normally consist of him stamping over to you with a grimace on his face), will often result in him threatening you with a house brick
Although a Beard cannot be classed as a boy racer (as he is far too old), he will drive perilously fast. As a result a vital part of his vehicle (Brakes, Gearbox, Suspension) will usually emit distressing noises
Beards will demand to spend the majority of a night out in a drinking establishment frequented by old men. He will affectionately refer to this as a “pub pub” and will became very excited about the opportunities to order Stella and dry roasted peanuts.
If a Beard rubs his stomach or makes a gesture such as biting into an invisible burger, this is normally a sign that he is grown tired and needs replenishment (Often occurs towards the end of a night out)
“”Where’s that dam Beardo, I bet he’s having a second curry!””
“I don’t think Beard (Beardy/ Beardo) will be coming out tonight, he’s got a new girlfriend”
“I don’t think Beard (Beardy/ Beardo) will be coming out tonight, he’s got a new girlfriend”
by Cutco July 6, 2010
Get the Beard (Beardy/ Beardo)mug. A rude suggestion for a man with a very stiff and pointy beard, one that could pop balloons and pierce skin. The term will make the man question if his beard is hurting people. Often ends up being repeated until the man shaves his beard.
Amy Adam: God Jack Black, your beard is so pointy. You need some beard oil...
Jack Black: Shut up! I like it the way it is! Stop torturing me!
Jack Black: Shut up! I like it the way it is! Stop torturing me!
by RainbowRunner January 22, 2015
Get the You need some beard oilmug. by anonymous September 12, 2021
Get the Are you trying to help me grow a beardmug. Greenbeard altruism is a fascinating concept in evolutionary biology that attempts to explain the evolution of altruistic behavior. It proposes that a single gene (or a set of tightly linked genes) can be responsible for three distinct traits: a noticeable signal or "tag" (like a green beard), recognition of that signal in others, and altruistic behavior directed towards those with the same signal. This allows individuals to selectively cooperate with others who share the same gene, even if they are not related. 1 While the "green beard" example is hypothetical, there are real-world examples of this phenomenon in various organisms, highlighting the potential for cooperation to arise through mechanisms beyond kin selection.
Green beard altruism, while theoretically possible, is rarely observed in nature due to the complex requirements of a single gene controlling the signal, recognition, and altruistic behavior.
by The Counterintuitive Words February 10, 2025
Get the Green Beard Altruismmug. "We need more diversity in our friend group. Shall we invite Steve?"
"Steve? Oh, you mean the black Steve!"
" Dudes, Steve knows you're using him as a race beard, eh."
"Steve? Oh, you mean the black Steve!"
" Dudes, Steve knows you're using him as a race beard, eh."
by secretuser420 May 7, 2022
Get the race beardmug.