Burtox

A dirty old man who is attracted to Gwar

Is that Burtox trying to chat up the new gwar cheerdog?!?!?

by Rick November 18, 2003

burtoddy

hairy vagina that smells

Damn, that girl needed to shave that burtoddy

by foggy15 August 19, 2007

burbon burger

a godly feast worthy of George Michael to romp on

Wow, did George Michael really just romp with that burbon burger in the bushes?! 8----D O: <- George Michael

by Beast of Burbon April 6, 2009

bumtonguer

One who tongues another's bum.

Man he relly tossed my salad! What a great bumtonguer

by otterfoot April 20, 2009

Buttonsmasher

A 27 something guys who is not maried yet and plays video games more then touching himself.

why are you always in the closet being a buttonsmasher

by penuckle March 3, 2010

Button Bruise

When your jeans are too tight whether it be due to the dryer, weight gain or a buffet and you get a bruise from the button plowing into your stomach.

I did not gain weight but the damn dryer made me get a button bruise

by Nursing10 March 15, 2011

bartoncoop

1. The act of the wife gargling her husbands balls.

2. When a super gorgeous man and a woman become partners.

3. The flow of blood to the penis when a man finds 'the one'

1. Hey Burt, you will never guess what Norma did last night.. She only went and bartoncoop'd my bloody balls.

2. You guys guess what!! Even after the controversial naked jenga game and the peanut incident at malcolms gaff last week, me and candice are proper going out with each other. I'm well chuffed.

3. God damn last night was another level.. I met this majorly hot chick, i think shes 'the one'. Why do you think shes the one reggie? Well like i say shes mega hot and I had a serious bartoncoop in my pants all night. I actually had to dip my old boy in some aloe vera when i got in, that bartoncoop really took it out of me man!

by rogermalkovich May 2, 2011