kings breakfast

Where a woman is straddling a man while having sex while also feeding him in the morning.

I woke up to a kings breakfast.

by Mtnbikeman67 September 5, 2021

breakfast burger

The best of both the breakfast world and the burger world "only at Carl's Jr "

I went to Carl's Jr and got a breakfast burger

by The word mister77x August 1, 2022

New York Breakfast

When you stop at an unnamed deli or food truck while walking from the train/bus stop to your office and get a bagel or croissant with eggs and bacon/sausage (and possibly cheese), then eat it on-the-move so you’re finished by the time you get to the front door of your office building.

I was running late to work so I had to get a quick New York breakfast on the way to the office.

by Hammerschlag June 20, 2021

Breakfast smoothie

Jacking him off into his own mouth early in the morning.

I totally gave him a breakfast smoothie after last night.

Smoothie morning self suck

by Pegmaster99 May 2, 2018

Rainy Day Breakfast

A sexual act where a woman sucks the semen out of your erect penis while she is peeing into the toilet.

I gave my girlfriend a rainy day breakfast this morning.

by Patient420 June 19, 2025

key west breakfast

A non-traditional breakfast that includes a cup of coffee and smoking a joint or some other method of ingesting marijuana.

I love to start my Sunday mornings with a delicious, Key West Breakfast.

by Suz Kitten June 18, 2023

vagina for breakfast

Great snack! Enjoy anytime.

It’s such an unalloyed pleasure to have your girlfriend’s vagina for breakfast!

by Scimitar May 25, 2022