Beaver Tail

When you gotta poo and the poo is already coming out before you get to the toilet

shit, I gotta beaver tail! make way before i crap my pants!

by anidiotnameddre June 15, 2021

Beaver tail

Taking a big shit and letting it hang out your ass.

Let’s take a picture with a beaver tail

by Albertish March 25, 2020

beaver tail

When the toilet seat cover from a public bathroom sticks to your sweaty ass, and the middle part hangs down like a tail and slaps the logs as you stand up.

I need to go home and change. I just took a shit and when I stood up, the beaver tail dripped brown water all over my pants.

by huckleberry_finsta July 25, 2023

Beaver tail

When a huge piece of shit hangs on your ass.

Dammit, I've got a beaver tail.

by ratched a** March 25, 2020

beaver covered taco

A beaver covered taco is a vagina that has a thick covering of pubic hair - very hairy

When the women spread her legs I could see her beaver covered taco underneath.

by jolyfloger May 08, 2017

Canadian Beaver Tail

While having anal sex in a doggy style position, the man removes the shit from his dick and wipes it down the lower of the other persons back.

Dude, (he/she) shit on my dick, so I gave (him/her) a Canadian beaver tail.

by RustyMantis January 02, 2022

Beaver Jam

A term for girl-on-girl intercourse.

"I went over to Jan's house and found she and Cynthia engaged in a full-blown beaver jam. Scissoring, 69, toys... it was awesome."

by Rick Rudd November 07, 2022