Lance Ballinstrong

A guy that gives it three hundred percent in every game, because he has only one kidney left. A guy that does more with one kidney than some people would do with 3 kidneys.

Ladies, I am five feet tall, and I have only one kidney, but that doesn't stop me from reaching my goals. Ask my team, if they want somebody to dunk the ball, they pass it to me! Boomshakalaka! My coach says I'm five foot nothing, but I got the heart of a liger, a half lion half tiger that can fly. If you doubt Lance Ballinstrong, you're a stupid faggot clown man.

by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021

Palm ballin

The act of firmly grabbing your testicales with your hand

“Bro, Tim was totally palm balling in class”

by Seeamovie12 May 2, 2021

smoke balling

To be a drug addict and drug dealer at the same time with maximum profits

Smoke balling baby getting that money and I'm high

by Virgolistic May 31, 2021

Lance Ballinstrong

A 5 foot tall guy that has a switch set to over one hundred percent all the time, to where the guys on his basketball team don't really want to be around him when they're not on the court. He became forever connected to the person that injured his kidney, because he played the rest of his games with one kidney, and feom then on, could not allow himself to be under one hundred percent effort or human ever again.

Teammates of Lance Ballinstrong- Lance it's 3 am, would you knock it off, we're trying to sleep and get ready for tommorrow's game.

Lance Ballinstrong- I can't let up, I'm five feet tall, I have one kidney, and the steroids keep me up all night, I can't take any time off.

by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021

unholy bowling

The Mormon way of saying fuck

Me and Jan are going unholy bowling

by Kinkywinka October 30, 2021

8-balling

an action performed by sliding ones hands up the thighs of another towards the crotch, usually in a sexual manner

Dan 8-balled his boyfriend in an attempt to arouse him.

"Bro, stop 8-balling me weirdo we ain't having sex rn"

by Koda-wolf August 11, 2021

The Ballinger Blowie

An activity where you have to have two people with Type 6 Autism and they each have to be men. One blows the first one’s cock with nut in their mouth and the second blows the other one’s cock with shit in their mouth.

Me and my gay best friend did the ballinger blowie

by BigStar444 August 11, 2021