Get the Asian gearmug. this man is very "funny" and is a asian man.
he is not funny but always says he is
he also watches anime and says no i don't
he is not funny but always says he is
he also watches anime and says no i don't
wait is that a guy that thinks he's funny and is a asian man
wait does he watch anime
yes
argghhughjfg its a funny asian man
wait does he watch anime
yes
argghhughjfg its a funny asian man
by lucasisdiscordkitten November 27, 2022
Get the Funny asian manmug. Also called "No dating asian policy", a rule followed by racist Asian women who worship white men that argues dating Asian men is weird because look like their brothers.
by Gumbald May 22, 2022
Get the No asian dating policymug. Being disturbingly good at mundane tasks, or mastering a difficult skill at a young age. This term can apply to all races tho. This term comes from the numerous videos of Asian kids performing insane feats, usually found on Facebook or Youtube.
Note that whatever is performed has to be unusual in some way, shape or form. Daft Hands, calculator covers of songs, etc.
Note that whatever is performed has to be unusual in some way, shape or form. Daft Hands, calculator covers of songs, etc.
,, Ayo, have you seen that video of some guy playing Senbonzakura on three calculators?''
,, No way, how does he do that?''
,, Asian kid energy, that's how.''
,, No way, how does he do that?''
,, Asian kid energy, that's how.''
by McAlpa April 4, 2020
Get the Asian Kid Energymug. The Asian palm civet (Paradoxurus hermaphroditus) is a viverrid native to South and Southeast Asia. In Indonesia, it is threatened by poaching and illegal wildlife trade; buyers use it for the increasing production of kopi luwak, a form of very expensive coffee that involves ingestion and excretion of the beans by the animal.
Roxanne has a pet Asian Palm Civet. She swears that brown gold comes out of his asshole. People want to brew her pet civet's shit
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020
Get the Asian Palm Civetmug. A man who is obsessed with cake and cookie dough. He tends to steal dogs just to bake them into a cake and eat him. Don’t underestimate his gargantuas chode. That thing is the size of a dinner plate meant for thanksgiving dinner. He tends to Simp over E girls
by Beautiful condor March 18, 2020
Get the Fat Asian Brennermug. To crash your car into the bedroom/lounge room of an unsuspecting victims house, in turn waking them up.
Man 1: hey, why did you drive your car through David's house? You drive like an asian.
Man 2: Exactly, I gave David the Asian Alarm Clock.
Man 2: Exactly, I gave David the Asian Alarm Clock.
by brown_nose_bobby July 2, 2019
Get the Asian Alarm Clockmug.