Get the Asian gearmug. A man who is obsessed with cake and cookie dough. He tends to steal dogs just to bake them into a cake and eat him. Don’t underestimate his gargantuas chode. That thing is the size of a dinner plate meant for thanksgiving dinner. He tends to Simp over E girls
by Beautiful condor March 18, 2020
Get the Fat Asian Brennermug. The Asian palm civet (Paradoxurus hermaphroditus) is a viverrid native to South and Southeast Asia. In Indonesia, it is threatened by poaching and illegal wildlife trade; buyers use it for the increasing production of kopi luwak, a form of very expensive coffee that involves ingestion and excretion of the beans by the animal.
Roxanne has a pet Asian Palm Civet. She swears that brown gold comes out of his asshole. People want to brew her pet civet's shit
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020
Get the Asian Palm Civetmug. Being disturbingly good at mundane tasks, or mastering a difficult skill at a young age. This term can apply to all races tho. This term comes from the numerous videos of Asian kids performing insane feats, usually found on Facebook or Youtube.
Note that whatever is performed has to be unusual in some way, shape or form. Daft Hands, calculator covers of songs, etc.
Note that whatever is performed has to be unusual in some way, shape or form. Daft Hands, calculator covers of songs, etc.
,, Ayo, have you seen that video of some guy playing Senbonzakura on three calculators?''
,, No way, how does he do that?''
,, Asian kid energy, that's how.''
,, No way, how does he do that?''
,, Asian kid energy, that's how.''
by McAlpa April 4, 2020
Get the Asian Kid Energymug. Referring to the Youtube ricegum. First used by iDubbbzTV in his Jake Paul content cop which was on Ricegum in reality. Also the name of the diss track by iDubbbzTV.
by Teemo McNuggets October 4, 2017
Get the asian jake paulmug. Also called "No dating asian policy", a rule followed by racist Asian women who worship white men that argues dating Asian men is weird because look like their brothers.
by Gumbald May 22, 2022
Get the No asian dating policymug. A deeply integrated thought process in the minds of parents.
This is when an older family member attempts to constrict your identity and choice to fit their ideals.
Expressed through the need to constrict WIFI, the ability to lock doors and the negative emotion that’s expressed when your grade drops by 1 % or the amount of effort you put into things is 1% less than Harvard graduates.
This is when an older family member attempts to constrict your identity and choice to fit their ideals.
Expressed through the need to constrict WIFI, the ability to lock doors and the negative emotion that’s expressed when your grade drops by 1 % or the amount of effort you put into things is 1% less than Harvard graduates.
“Hey how are ya doing”
“Ug, my parents wacked me again for getting only a 94 instead of a 95 on my test”
“Ah, so Asian parent syndrome”
“Ug, my parents wacked me again for getting only a 94 instead of a 95 on my test”
“Ah, so Asian parent syndrome”
by Theveryniceguy April 8, 2022
Get the Asian parent syndromemug.