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David Bak brand of clothing
-Producing james Hall
-person who stops asian gear john viacava
˜±?Fåä”õ
.Buy it.
by David Bak June 9, 2003
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Funny asian man

this man is very "funny" and is a asian man.
he is not funny but always says he is
he also watches anime and says no i don't
wait is that a guy that thinks he's funny and is a asian man
wait does he watch anime

yes
argghhughjfg its a funny asian man
by lucasisdiscordkitten November 27, 2022
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No asian dating policy

Also called "No dating asian policy", a rule followed by racist Asian women who worship white men that argues dating Asian men is weird because look like their brothers.
Asian guy: Hey-
Asian girl: Sorry, I have a no asian dating policy
by Gumbald May 22, 2022
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asian jake paul

Referring to the Youtube ricegum. First used by iDubbbzTV in his Jake Paul content cop which was on Ricegum in reality. Also the name of the diss track by iDubbbzTV.
iDubbbzTV made a disstrack against ricegum called "asian jake paul"!
by Teemo McNuggets October 4, 2017
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Asian parent syndrome

A deeply integrated thought process in the minds of parents.

This is when an older family member attempts to constrict your identity and choice to fit their ideals.

Expressed through the need to constrict WIFI, the ability to lock doors and the negative emotion that’s expressed when your grade drops by 1 % or the amount of effort you put into things is 1% less than Harvard graduates.
“Hey how are ya doing”
“Ug, my parents wacked me again for getting only a 94 instead of a 95 on my test”
“Ah, so Asian parent syndrome
by Theveryniceguy April 8, 2022
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Asian Kid Energy

Being disturbingly good at mundane tasks, or mastering a difficult skill at a young age. This term can apply to all races tho. This term comes from the numerous videos of Asian kids performing insane feats, usually found on Facebook or Youtube.

Note that whatever is performed has to be unusual in some way, shape or form. Daft Hands, calculator covers of songs, etc.
,, Ayo, have you seen that video of some guy playing Senbonzakura on three calculators?''
,, No way, how does he do that?''
,, Asian kid energy, that's how.''
by McAlpa April 4, 2020
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Fat Asian Brenner

A man who is obsessed with cake and cookie dough. He tends to steal dogs just to bake them into a cake and eat him. Don’t underestimate his gargantuas chode. That thing is the size of a dinner plate meant for thanksgiving dinner. He tends to Simp over E girls
Holy shit he’s so fat. That Fat Asian Brenner be Simping over a E Girl
by Beautiful condor March 18, 2020
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