Owen Jones

The lord and savour of Greggs, Super popular with the ladies and has the drip

Person 1: “I went to greggs today”
Person 2: “No way you must have met Owen Jones”

by Joeslefttoenail March 25, 2022

Amelia Jones

Amelia is a coffee addicted try hard. She silently judges everyone but they know anyway. Any time she walks in a room the birds start singing but the bugs in the room gather together and attack. Her mortal enemy is a bug .01% the size of her but it is a completely one sided rivalry. She is terrified that a lady bug will kill her so she sets an example by displaying its body. She keeps saying that she can watch horror movies but literally just cries and gets scared while trying to unconvincingly say that she is not. Do not cross her because she will bust your teeth out as revenge for something to minor that you forgot it even happened… but she never will. If she targets you, start planning your funeral.

Boy 1: Who's that?
Boy 2: Oh her, that’s Amelia Jones!
Boy 1: Damn, what’s that she running from?
Boy 2: Cream Cheese.

by Samsung8 May 8, 2023

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<Talita>Jowharah Jones Is Slade And Wade Wilson For Terry Alan Crews<Talita>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025

Karl Jones

A needy little Faggot.

God, that Karl Jones sure is a needy little Faggot.

by Fuccboim8 June 11, 2018

Hussy Jones

The greatest man ever born, the most beautiful specimen of man kind- muscles like no other. <3

I've been a hussy jones

by anonymous August 6, 2024

grim jones

Noun - Some sick unknown artist seldom found in the utmost depths of the underground.
Verb - To be so addicted (Jonesing) to something that it ends up in a grim (deadly) outcome more often than not.

"yo, bro - did you see grim jones' new project?"
"another one? that fool just dropped an album last month! that boi gotta step up his marketing game"
"give him a break fam, he's on a grim jones. he doesn't need another excuse to do a hot shot"

by pseudoscience denier May 6, 2024