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alexander got a big ass dick
by ms linda October 12, 2023
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alexnewtron

Meepcity, Roblox Developer.

Alex new trim was involved in some HEATED cancel culture!

Story P1

##IN SCHOOL HALLWAY#
Jackson: Have you heard of AlexNewTron?
Jamie: Oh god! No, I haven’t! I’m not trendy!!! :(
Jackson: Oh! Well I HATE him! I want to put his head on a spike!
Hammy: Woah! You’re almost as violent and brutal as Jamal!
Jamal: Broski! What?
Florence: Skibidi Toilet!
Camila: Ugh! You’re so cringe! I’m leaving you 4 Rodrick!
Rodrick: Heck yeah!
Florence: Awh man… *crying*
Hector: *snorts* You can hang out with me! *smiles creepily and snorts*
Florence: Ew! Get away from me!
alexnewtron Story P2
*Everyone starts cheering for Florence*
Everyone: OHH! ROASTED!
Danielle: Uhm.. Florence, that was so cool! Wanna date?
Florence: sure!

*smooch in front of everyone*
Everyone: Get a room!
##IN STORE##
Jackson: Hey wassup cashier! I wanna buy these cigars!
Cashier: My name is Brian.. and no.
Jackson: WHY?
Brian: Because you’re ugly!
Jackson: That’s it!
*Jackson pulls out a knife and throws it at him*
Brian: Augh.. ugh.. hss.
*Brain faints, barely alive*
Jackson: Oh no.. I’ve got to go hide the body!
*Jackson goes outside and throws it in the bin*

*Jackson puts on Brian’s fit*
Maria:
Heeey Brian! Wanna go to my bed?
Jackson{as Brian}: Sure.. Yeah!
##IN MARIA’S BEDROOM##
Maria: Undress for me babe!
Jackson: Aight. Let’s do it!
*They do it for 30 minutes*
Jackson: That was great.
*All of a sudden, Brian summons all of his classmates in Maria’s bedroom.*
Classmates: JACKSON! AYOOO!
Maria: You’re not Brian!
Jackson: I can explain!

*Brian teleports Jackson into the graveyard. Jackson is naked*
Jackson: Hey, don’t look there!
Brain: Your end is here!
*Brian exposes himself as the Grimm Reaper*
Grimm Reaper: You will perish!
*Jackson dies and the Grimm Reaper decides to ruin the universe for good*
by mathsdebator October 16, 2023
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Alexander

A Alexander is emo inside and likes to be closed off, but once you get to know him he is a wild one. He likes to make fun of people and call them names. He is also thinks he has a big dick but in reality he has a small dick. He thinks he is cool but buying Star Wars merch and pretending to be Dark Vader. If you meet an Alexander run as fast as you can.
Damn Alexander is a fucking bitch because he thinks he has a big dick.
by Fab19 October 17, 2023
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Alexander Hamilton

A bastard orphan son of a whore who doesnt throw away his shot. He met 4 friends his first friend was Aaron Burr, the damn fool who shot him. Alexander was the 10 dollar founding father without a father. Alexander cheated on Eliza Schyler cause he wanted pussy still. Then his son died then he died. Lol
Alexander Hamilton: bbg i cant leave. Eliza Schyler: ok pookie bye i trust you. Maria Renyolds: ok pookie bbg give me smex. Alexander Hamilton: ok
by Babagrillwuas October 19, 2023
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Alexander Clam Bell

A crude mockery of Alexander Graham Bell found in the Shell City gift shop in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004).
"Remember that Alexander Clam Bell thingy from the SpongeBob movie"

"Yeah that was pretty funny lol"
by Untaken name October 29, 2023
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Alexandros

Alexandros is such a Malakas
by NomNomNomTeehee October 31, 2023
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Alexander Faes

"Bro I really want to eat an Alexander Faes"

"I got zero kills in-game, I pulled an Alexander Faes"
by NotDios December 11, 2023
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