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Austin

Usually a white guy with a long hair, and beautiful brown eyes. He has a monster dick coming in at 127 feet long and 53.6 feet wide. He will most often be found doing some dumb shit, like very dumb shit. dumb shit inside of dumb shit type dumb shit. Very attractive, and overall the perfect man.
"Hes so perfect looking, he must be a Austin"
by Greg147_RedDragon January 2, 2022
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Austin

A dumb teen boy, who eats sicks and rocks and mud. Most likely doesn't care about the government, really needs a hug. Often feels stupid, ugly, but pretends it doesn't bother him. He's not very smart, but he'll fuck you up if you're mean to bugs.
Yo, Austin is sooo similar to that cavetown song. LIke, he's the exact desc.
by JeauxMama September 18, 2020
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Austin

Is a extremely nice person, but don't let the looks fool you, he'll secretely go and fuck your mum
Guy 1: Wow that’s Austin, I hope we can be friends
Guy 2: Don't bro he'll fuck yoiur mum
by Anonymous(360) February 15, 2022
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Austin

Austin is the type of guy with a deep, sexy voice. He is kind to all people and knows how to respect women. He is emo and by saying that, he likes emo music and dresses like an emo. Although he is very kind, he is broken inside. His past is very broken but he tries to hide it so others won't worry about him. He has a big... you know what I'm talking about. He is stereotyped to be very southern but most of the time isn't. His eyes are gorgeous. If you are dating him, he will make you feel like the only one he cares about. He has amazing humor and can make anyone laugh. His dream job is being a Comidian, actor, or a singer, mainly a Rockstar.
Who is that really funny guy with the deep voice?
You mean Austin?
Yes! Him!
by AngelicGirl May 18, 2022
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Larry Austin

A fine man that has dreads and you are obsessed with him. He has many girlfriends and doesn’t know you. You have a class with him
by Lillianaaaa December 7, 2021
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Austin

One of the most Gigantic pussy’s out there. Can be funny at times and tries to act cool online but in all actuality he has no social life and has a brain hemorrhage when the opposition gender talks to him and simps the hardest u can ever thing of
Guy1:Did hear about Austin.
Guy2:No what?
Guy1:He simps all the time thought he was better than that
Guy2:Wow what a pussy
by Jerryfromearth420 March 6, 2020
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Austin

Austin you a mongoloid
by Lil tyba April 30, 2019
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