Weed grandma

Your grandma that doesn't tell your parents that you smoke and is also your dealer

Jim: hey I'm outa weed
Tom: let me call my weed grandma

by Weed grandma July 21, 2017

dildo weed

A word used when an individual is acting foolish and crude at the same time.

" Did you hear that new kid Brian at lunch today? He's a complete dildo weed!" Or "Don't be such a dildo weed."

by be11is March 21, 2017

Mid-Weed

Mid-Weed is the type of weed “That does not” get you high.

Dat nigga Keith, Be Smokin Mid-Weed

by Jah’marion October 5, 2022

Cold Weed

Having to stop smoking weed completely at once and not in moderation. A variation of cold turkey.

Boss: We are going to start drug testing every day.
Worker: Aww shit I'm gonna have to stop cold weed.

by rawol July 26, 2012

Boot weed

Marijuana purchased untaxed and illegally, in a jurisdiction where marijuana is legal.

Dispensary weed is too expensive so I’ve been smoking boot weed all month.

by AborneRanger December 15, 2021

Weed Whacker

A person (usually male) who tends to masturbate after smoking marijuana

I turn into a Weed Whacker after smoking pot

by Mikey69Scmitty May 23, 2018

weed bod

a body that results from smoking weed too much. ie. very limp and weak.

hey man have you seen roger?
yeah man i saw him yesterday he has a weed bod now

by gpiy March 8, 2017