by Chevlarda June 4, 2014
Get the Saturn's Ringmug. The philosophy that the number of folds around a flaccid dick determine its erect size - many folds = large & no or few folds = small
by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008
Get the Meat Ring Philosophymug. by shitgabbler April 14, 2010
Get the 3 ring circusmug. Too bad for those rich kids on the Cape Elizabeth football team. No money in the world could buy them enough talent to win a State Championship Ring.
by MV-wanna-B March 13, 2011
Get the State Championship Ringmug. by Scott January 9, 2004
Get the dirty onion ringmug. The insertion of a protected erect penis while covered in your choice of hot sauce into your partners anus OR in said case the "chili ring". this will result in a breakup and the victim not being able to sit down for a week.
by matters jackett June 22, 2010
Get the chili ring of firemug. Blow a cigarette worth of smoke up a sluts ass hole and fuck it until her sphincter is gaping wide open. Immediately stick your rod up her v-hole. With every pump you'll blow a smoke ring out of her shit tube.
Note: if you give her an anal cream pie when doing this it can be called a "Steaming Clam Chowder". This is because of its resemblance to steaming Clam Chowder soup boiling out of a pan.
Note: if you give her an anal cream pie when doing this it can be called a "Steaming Clam Chowder". This is because of its resemblance to steaming Clam Chowder soup boiling out of a pan.
Last night I taught your sister how to blow a "Reverse Smoke Ring".
When giving some passed out cum bag a "Reverse Smoke Ring" I accidentally gave her a "Steaming Clam Chowder" instead.
When giving some passed out cum bag a "Reverse Smoke Ring" I accidentally gave her a "Steaming Clam Chowder" instead.
by Mr. Teabag December 12, 2008
Get the Reverse Smoke Ringmug.