sword in the stone

When a girl does a handstand over a man's penis and she moves her hands away and falls then deep throats the man

"Yo ricky you got the sword in the stone?"
"hell yeah bro! She puked all over me, it was nasty"

by Acuara December 7, 2015

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thanos stone

When you break up with a girl you love and fuck her 5 closest friends

I successfully thanos stoned my ex girlfriend

by Jimmy Rickets August 10, 2023

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Scott’s rollin stone

The act of passing a kidney stone while having intercourse and the kidney stone gets lost in mams vast vag. Now the woman has to re pass the stone if she can find it.

It doesn’t hurt anymore after I pulled a Scott’s rollin stone in her last night.

by Evilredbeerd February 4, 2023

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Stoned Woken/Awaken

Stoned Woken is for the cannabis movement, where someone smokes weed and has coffee to make them awake for the phrase Stoned Woken or Stoned Awaken

Him: What did you do today.
Me: I stoned woken/awaken and made some art.

by 420-Guy June 1, 2018

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pavement stone counter

traffic that is so slow and horrendous that you can literally look out the window and count the stones embedded in the freeway pavement.

There was a pavement stone counter on Interstate 80 today because some illegals caused a car accident that flipped a semitruck over and caused 5 other cars to crash.

by crudmonkey May 16, 2022

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