stupidest shit goin out

stupidest shit goin out is used to describe something that is very fucken stupid. this phrase is used alot by tommo. mayoh is always the one who does the stupidest shit goin out, and berkley also does aswell.

Ben: did you see mayoh try and hook in wif dat hot fucken chick?
Tommo: yehhhh.... stupidest shit goin out.....

by benjohnson April 29, 2005

shitted on your own doorstep

its basically means..you got caught cheating and was foolish to do it so near your locality of where you live..

"i shitted on your own doorstep"-i was in my local bar and who walks in only my nextdoor neighbour nosiest and boring cow in town,who eyes nearly popped out ..caught red-handed smooching another

by freespirit1986 March 4, 2009

Shit-Cock-Yack-Balls

1. When a male is t-bagging a woman and before he ejaculates turns and shits on her face.
2. Also may be used as a way to express anger.

1. "Hey Bill last night Linda let me do shit-cock-yack balls, and it was fantastic."
2. "Shit-cock-yack-balls! I died in Call of Duty again."

by Steim_Time March 30, 2009

Half Shit My Pants

An event that is between a wet fart and full blown shitting yourself. Poo was contained between your buttocks and you were able to make it to a restroom to finish and cleanup.

I half shit my pants today, but I was able to make it to the bathroom.

by Bbo1234 November 2, 2022

hop off my shit

Basically when you're doing something and someone is being nosy on what you're doing....you are annoyed them so you tell em straight "hop off my shit"

Person one: *takes the remote and starts hitting it on her head
Person two: "what the heck are you doin?!?!!"
Person one: "none of your bees wax!!! hop off my shit!!! Don't worry about me!!!"

by Karaoke1932 March 17, 2016

cock sucking pile of shit

A sobriquet for an utter disgrace of a human being. A synergistic combination of person that is both worse than excrement and worse than a cum guzzler.

Donald Trump is a cock sucking pile of shit

by Twice removed November 21, 2021

TALK SHIT TO A FURRY DAY

BE A TOXIC GUY AND TALK SHIT TO A RANDOM FURRY ON December 16-24 2021!!

TALK SHIT TO A FURRY DAY is a day where you can toxic to random furries and they cannot talk back.

by znet December 16, 2021