How Tumblr users refer to sexual intimacy occurring between two fictional men over the age of 45. Similar to ‘old man yaoi’ but typically refers to white men.
“Everyone’s writing fanfiction about House and Wilson having old man sex.”
“Isn’t Wilson only like, 40?”
“Isn’t Wilson only like, 40?”
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Get the Pasta Man mug.Another word for landlord. A funny word to describe landlords as they sometimes have to evict people.
A poor person in a Dhar Mann video…
Landlord: (Knocks on the door.)
The poor man: (Opens the door) What is it eviction man!? I don’t have the money yet.
Landlord: Eviction man? LOL, here’s the eviction letter. You must move out by tomorrow night, or I’m calling the cops. Please get your stuff packed.
The poor man: I’m fucked.
Landlord: (Knocks on the door.)
The poor man: (Opens the door) What is it eviction man!? I don’t have the money yet.
Landlord: Eviction man? LOL, here’s the eviction letter. You must move out by tomorrow night, or I’m calling the cops. Please get your stuff packed.
The poor man: I’m fucked.
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To Spider-Man a Bathroom.
Example (past tense): I spider-manned that truck stop bathroom so my pants didn’t have to touch the nasty floor…which is now even nastier, because I couldn’t aim for shit.
Example (past tense): I spider-manned that truck stop bathroom so my pants didn’t have to touch the nasty floor…which is now even nastier, because I couldn’t aim for shit.
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Make sure not to hüt the man because you hütted the other man
Make sure not to hüt the man because you hütted the other man
Wanger: "I've put Sleeping Pills in his Coffee, let's see what happens 😏😏"
Balter: "Oh god motherfuckin' dammit. You are going to Hüt the Man!" (going-to-future of Hütting the Man)
Ralf: *transforms*
Ralf: 🟨
*Komm Süsser Tod plays*
Balter: "Oh god motherfuckin' dammit. You are going to Hüt the Man!" (going-to-future of Hütting the Man)
Ralf: *transforms*
Ralf: 🟨
*Komm Süsser Tod plays*
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A man who is literally just a dick, much like the oviedo dick monster referred to by the distractible podcast which I recommend.
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