Let me catch my son

When you catch your son doing something effeminate, cringeworthy or something else that you or most others would find acceptable. Such things include simping, wearing Call of Duty socks or wearing a dress.

Let me catch MY son paying for only fans

by Andrew Lennon Shepard May 12, 2021

If you ever step on my patch...

The pre-text to a phrase threatening anyone who 'steps on your patch'.

Person 1: Hey can I step on your patch?
Person 2:If you ever step on my patch... I'll bring you down, I'll bring you down...

Also the only lyrics to a song by Jim Noir, and music used in the video game Little Big Planet.

by Ratman93 May 16, 2011

like brushing my teeth with a rat

To give a lady friend oral pleasure when said lady friend has unkempt pubic hair.

"Dude, I went down on her last night, was like brushing my teeth with a rat."

by rob13423rhjfgj April 16, 2009

Putting My Brisket in Her Basket

Fucking, banging

P-Phat: What are you doing tonight?

MOCO: I'm Putting My Brisket in Her Basket!

P-Phat: Yeah yeah!!!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Are You Pulling My Dick Bro?

the use of this derives from "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" where Danny Devito get's told if he's be treated for chicken pox. he then says "are you pulling my dick bro?"

Dude: "it looks like you got aids from some black hookers in Africa. you need to be on pills for the rest of your life" Dude 1: "are you pulling my dick bro?"

by The United States Of America July 19, 2012

get my pickle tickled

Country term used in in describing oral sex

Every now and then I like to get my pickle tickled.

by C. Mack July 24, 2006

wana borrow my cat

its a term used when dropping out of college or school and the mothers then seem concerned. Finally you think they care about your problems that have caused you to drop out in the first place but no. Its because they loose beneifts. on items destroyed in anger/tantrum/breakdown shortly after u blame it on the cat which u actually dont have although your mother doesnt even notice and gets the tea on. Talking to a friend they completly understand and therefore the phrase "wana borrow my cat" came about.

"blah mum benefits ah im so angry blah smash..o il just blame the cat. she wont even notice we dont have one. wish she would"
"hm my mums the same.....wana borrow my cat"

by Nicola EB December 14, 2008