egg roll dick

It's when a person was not circumsized yet and has a dick that looks like a fucking nasty ass egg roll.
Patrick Jezewski has a nasty egg roll dick.
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Big Dick Energy

Big Dick Energy is having a small dick and NOT putting a lift kit on your F-250. It is confidence in yourself and your limitations, without acting like a douche bag.
Bill: Look at me! Look at my ridiculously large vehicle! I am amazing and will run anyone off of the road in my awesome lifted diesel engine truck. Please don't ever look at my penis! Eat my huge cloud of jet-black exhaust, pussy! I've never pleased a woman in bed or otherwise in my life!

Greg: Wow, what a douche. That guy does NOT exude Big Dick Energy
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Dick Sucking Lips

lips tht suk dik (or shud)
also known as penis sucking lips
by joffm ed April 27, 2006
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dick van dyke

an actor (usually American) or anyone attempting to an accent using an incredibly bad English accent. named after actor Dick Van Dyke's fake cockney accent in the film Mary Poppins.
"That guy is pulling a dick van dyke with that accent over there"
by rickysayshi January 1, 2009
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superfly slick dick

Ultra sexy, hard and attractive male. Reknowned for absolute intelligence and style.
Jamie: I made love to 3 beautiful women last night.
Friend: You are a superfly slick dick...
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gaggin on my dick

not meanin sexually but as if someone was in ur shit
question "son why you bout to buy that?"

response "why you gaggin on my dick? let me do me"
by marcus miles March 12, 2008
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dirty dick syndrome

When you do not wash your dick after sex and then do not get a chance to wash it - dirty dick syndrome.
Wow i had sex last night but haven't taken a shower, I think I got dirty dick syndrome.
by Tbone capone October 7, 2013
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