my man

MY MAN IS MY MAN, don't touch my man, don't talk to my man, and DO NOT try to get wit my man because my man is MY man. keyword: MY🫶🏾💕

Random bitch-you see him over there, Aryana?
Aryana- yea. that's my man💕

by Yana bearr 🫶🏾💕 June 15, 2024

Going He-man

The Act of dating younger women. Typically used when a high school senior dates a freshmen.

Hey bro I think i might be going He-man! I have a thing for dating freshmen and I'm a senior.

Its ok bro you're not 18 so its all good.

by Greaser96 September 20, 2014

what the elastic man

what you say when a man is being both a fricktard and a butmunch

"that guy is so what the elastic man"

by butterdog99 September 20, 2021

Man otter

Expression of strength or awesomeness. Makes no discernable sense in any context.

We loaded down that trailer and didn't tie it down. Just rolled with it, like a man otter.

by Burrisms May 11, 2018

Florida Man

When a man makes a jar of shit and cum and blends it, mixes it with water, pours it on someone's face, pins them down and farts on them for 5 minute straight until shit comes out, then proceeds to shove a tiny turd up the woman's vigina. and scream at her face and run away.

Holy shit did you see that Florida Man on the news?
Yeah bro what was that!?

by Cool Kid Library March 22, 2023

Tree Man

someone who looks like a tree and is emo. often found cooped up in their own room listening to rock music.

person 1: he's such a tree man
person 2: ikr! like black fingerless gloves??? thats so tree man-like!

by smexy mar January 9, 2022

Man-Dart

A cigarette that has been squished and bent, whether authentically or purposefully, to resemble a cigarette that has been in the back pocket of a man who has been working manual labour all day.

Dude, check out that guys man-dart... I respect that guy.

by Dartman124 April 20, 2018