Are you funny now

When people think they are funny they are not

Guy: you ugly
Me: are you funny now

by Lilpumpsdaddy March 27, 2019

You

A beautiful, wonderful, amazing, awesome, cool, funny, kind, badass, strong, smart person who deserves huge amounts of love and support :)❤❤

You are such a nice person to be around! I love hanging out with you!

by lmaokillmeplease March 30, 2019

You have a zero balance

A statement that always brings a really nice sens of relief to see/hear when checking/inquiring about your account-status.

"You have a zero balance" is comparably welcome to seeing that delightful little word "approved" pop up on the LCD display of a store's card-scanner, informing you that your debit/Food Stamps card didn't have a problem processing your purchases that time.

by QuacksO April 1, 2019

Wet Thank You

After intercourse with a beautiful woman you cry and say thank you so you ruin any chances with her forever.

"It was fine until he did the wet thank you and ruined the mood. Now she's back to being just my cousin."

by Dr.micuchysharri April 3, 2019

Be you in a shit

A common saying when saying goodbye to a friend. It is a play on the common phrase, 'See you in a bit'.

'Yeah safe bro I'll see you tomorrow.'
'Nice one mate, be you in a shit'.

by derulais April 6, 2019

thank you bitch

When you are trying to be nice but are low key pissed. This may include saying this word just to be nice but, secretly your not thankful.

“Here i brought you food!” “Thank you bitch.”

by hello_kitty1 April 7, 2019

who the hell is you?

rethorical question
(offensive)

"Who the hell is you?!"
Taunt by inhabitant of a greater city within verbal dispute
Could also be directed to a group in order to disapprove the power of such, which might usualy be a concern considering the numbers, due to the transformation of the grammatically correct word "are" (Plural) to "is" (Singular).

by Wordywoodismorningood April 10, 2019