talledega dick head

a penis that is ran over by a race car and left with skid marks, its actually when u shit and use ur dick to whipe so it looks like skid marks.
Wow i heard Johnny did a talledega dick head with charlie video taping him!!!!
by Marro123 November 12, 2007
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Broke Dick Dog

Noun

1. A term used to describe a man who has just endured a major financial hardship and is so strapped for cash that he has lost all will to live. While he may also be "broken down" emotionally, spiritually or automotively, the primary focus of the "broke" aspect in this case is monetarily. He may also be bored, listless or have a bleak outlook on life, much like a dog that has lost the ability to use his penis.
Q: "Do you see Joe crying in his beer down there?"

A: "Yeah, I'm gonna buy his next round, he looks broker than a broke dick dog."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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moby dick

Slang term used to describe somebody who is sick.
Some one who is often moby dick may be describe as a big dipper
Where is Harry Dozens, he's not moby is he? moby dick? sick? prick!
by Ben September 17, 2003
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racist dick

A man who is racist towards blacks, Indians, Asians, etc.
Ugh, Donald Trump is such a racist dick!
I know right?
by Then00bgod November 22, 2016
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Dick Fore

A passing term used to describe someone or something indirectly. Normally this term ends with the receptor asking a question on the origin of the word, in which you reply "poopin silly"
Bill=Your a dick fore.
Bob=Whats a dick for?
Bill=Poopin Silly
by Carrot623 January 17, 2009
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donkey dick

When you smoke really hard on a cigarette and the heater gets all long and the filter get's soft. The space between the heater becomes soft and wrinkly...like a donkey dick
"Hey Tracy, stop donkey dick'n that smoke and give me a drag!"
by Pamjessar April 3, 2005
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Double Decker Dick

The act of leaving a turd in the toilet and making your gay partner flush it with their penis
I double decker dick'd my boyfriend and he wont let me use the bathroom anymore.
by Soggy Cocks December 23, 2017
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