out of my league

not really my type

um, you're out of my league

by tennisllover May 25, 2022

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Have you seen my baseball?

A way of asking someone if they are retarded.

A way of making someone realize that what they have just said or done is retarded.

Kat: "One day I'd like to go to college to become an Indian"

Saundra: "Uh... Have you seen my baseball?"

by NickLover July 2, 2008

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tongue punch my fart box

Tongue punch my fart box is to lick someone's asshole

Guy~Will you tongue punch my fart box
Girl~Of course I will
Guy~Thank you

by Watasay July 3, 2014

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Put my suitcase under the bed

Settling in to what was once meant to be a temporary situation.

Man 1: "Seems weird that you're still dating Katie. Did you put your suitcase under the bed or something?"
Man 2: "Yeah, at first she was just a rebound but it turns out we have a ton in common. I can definitely see us going somewhere."

"Y'know working at the local bookstore was just going to get me through college, but I love the people and the pays pretty good, so I might put my suitcase under the bed at this one."

by Mission Tortillas December 14, 2014

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so what got my nut

A fantastic approach to take towards life, one that allows you the freedom to do what you'd like without having to worry about what other people think or feel about your choice of action

Jenny told my I had the smallest dick out of any guy she'd ever been with. The thing is, I jizzed on her face last night and could care less. So what got my nut!

by RichardBSwelling August 5, 2017

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