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jacks mum is fit

jacks mum is fit!
fax and has NYASH
by ansfuibidsg June 28, 2022
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leejays mum

an absolute mythical beast of a woman, perfect in every way inside and out
leejays mum is fit asf
by smellyrabbitOM March 8, 2025
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Mumming

When you and your boy are out of dope, out of money, can’t find any dope, and fiending to get high. So y’all drive to the cemetery and dig up a freshly buried chick and put her body by the tombstone. Then you spread her legs and put your mouth by her vagina with your mouth open and your boy gets on top of the tombstone, jumps off and lands on the girls stomach pushing all the embalming fluid into your mouth getting you high as fuck!!!!!
Bro, since we can’t find dope, fuck it let’s go mumming
by FuckedNThaHead May 30, 2024
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Mummed

I was so mummed last night!
by Manekchop August 27, 2025
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ur mum

ur mum is often used by a British person. Also is often used as A JOKE or a INSULT
person 1: what time is it ?
person two: time to fuck ur mum

person 1: ur clapped

person 2: I was making clapping noises with ur mum last night shut up fam
by Isuzu k January 12, 2022
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YOUR MUM

Hello there handsome girl
OMG ITS YOUR MUM! SHE IS SO SEXXXXYYYYYYYXYXYXYX
by Mano132 December 13, 2021
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Toms mum

Toms mum is the fittest milf in the world and she is banging and I would fuck her in the ass so hard because ,she fit and I would do Alabama hot pocket with her and her mum
by Grudgehe January 17, 2019
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