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Dick-Wash

When a man is balls deep in a woman and proceeds to give her a cream pie, he then takes out his wiener, places it in between his partners tits while she is laying on the ground, and titty fucks her for the sole purpose of scrubbing the cream off of his wiener.
Bro, I definitely gave Brittany the biggest cream pie she has ever had (not in my life) and because of that, she gave me a dick-wash.
by J-B1zz1e January 18, 2020
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Washed

Needham High School Girls Volleyball
“They’re clean but they’re trying to be dirty”
Needham are absolutely washed
They’re washed!
by cdnNeo October 5, 2023
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A washing machine that uses very little water as possible to wash your clothes. They take longer to wash than a traditional washer, have cheaply made electronic control boards, often lasts less than 10 years, and still can't clean as well as older washers. On the top load machines, the tub brake and suspension systems found on many older machines is replaced with self balancing sensors, which if they fail for some reason to correct an out of balance situation, will cause the machine to shake itself apart violently (literately exploding). They often have poor ventilation, allowing odor causing bacteria to grow inside when not in use, even when the door or lid is left open.
High efficiency washing machines are a complete joke compared to older washers!
by kagome122885 September 19, 2020
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washing hands

Something nobody does anymore unless there is somebody else in the restroom
-Hey dude, do you like washing hands?
-You know that nobody does that anymore.
-Oh yeah...
by CoolcidProd November 9, 2017
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pile of washing

When you’re so fat that when you sit down and lean forward, you’re midriff resembles folded laundry
Man this tunic’s too tight, i look like a pile of washing
by Big aldo July 13, 2019
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Airplane wash

Cock-pits.

Treat your woman by washing the penis and under arms, before sexual activities.
by Hankenstein March 9, 2023
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New Orleans Car Wash

Sex act in which a pre-op male to female transexual pees in the partners butt.
I can't believe George only paid 15 bucks for a New Orleans Car Wash.
by CSG Spender November 3, 2023
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