Any Gas Unicorn Skin: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Any Gas Unicorn Skin: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

stunt unicorn

to stand in as a third part in a threesome-like one-off sexual situation.

My friend wanted to knock a threesome off their bucket list, so i offered to stunt unicorn for them.

by chelseydoeslove May 03, 2016

Unicorn steak

Girl willing to give up that ass for anal.

Yo, melissa got them unicorn steaks for every dude

by Hairy tuft March 03, 2021

The Angry Unicorn

When a man does the Trojan War Helmet but becomes aroused.

Alex tried to put a Trojan War Helmet on Makenzie but became aroused and she became The Angry Unicorn instead.

by MoonlitObsidian December 13, 2023

Unicorn meat

You don’t wanna know

Unicorn meat tastes good

by Jim Steiner December 20, 2019

ghost unicorn

A actual retard or someone that's IS A STRAIGHT dumbass.

Also can mean a MLG

Your honestly a ghost unicorn right now.

by Thatmlggamer February 14, 2016

Puffs of Hot Air From the Lips of a Ghost in the Shadow of a Unicorns Dream

1. A lie.
2. A figment of the imagination
3. Something that never existed

"I thought I payed the rent but I guess it was just Puffs of Hot Air From the Lips of a Ghost in the Shadow of a Unicorns Dream."

by April 24, 2023