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First Sargent's Time

First Sargent's Time: (V.) Army. Milspeak for a unit of time, dependent upon the judgement, wisdom, capriciousness or stupidity of the Company First Sargent.
As a unit of measurment, First Sargent's Time is infinately more accurate than the US Atomic Clock because the US Atomic Clock can be off a second in 10 million years, whereas FIRST SARGENT's TIME IS NEVER OFF AND NEVER WRONG, despite all logic and evidence to the contrary.
"Until all this shit is picked up and put away, we are all on First Sargent's Time, Peoples!!!"
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standard party time (spt)

the time at which parties normally start. it isn't an exact time, rather it refers to the time period between 9-11pm. This time can also vary regionally and by age group.
dude 1: hey do you know what time that bangin' party starts tonight?
dude 2: no they didn't say, so it's probably standard party time (spt)
dude 1: right on. let's go at 10:30
by Maxwell Espinosa November 15, 2009
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The Picture Timeline theory

Looking at a womans older profile pictures on Facebook to determine when she became a slut.
"Dude, have you noticed how much sluttier Sheryl is getting?"

"I know man! I used The Picture Timeline theory on her and figured out she became a whore around grade 11."
by CrowNasty September 30, 2011
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Burner Standard Time

Burner Standard Time is the approximation of the time a meeting or event will take place between two attendees of Burning Man, which takes into account the reality that Burners are easily distracted and often late (especially at Burning Man). For instance, 4pm burner standard time should be understood as anywhere between 4:30 and 6pm "real" time.

While it is common parlance at Burning Man, it has application outside of the festival as well.
At Burning Man:
"Let's meet by the temple at at 3 o'clock burner standard time"

Outside of Burning Man:
"Larry is late again!" "Oh, he's still running on burner standard time"
by Carbon43 November 19, 2011
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nigga sex time.

by nignogneedahandbeezy February 14, 2020
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Pee pee time

Pee pee time, aka Rosh Hashanah, can simply be described as the time of fire partying with one’s penis to the point of combustion
by LusciousUnicorn79 July 17, 2020
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Everywhere at the end of time

"Everywhere at the End of Time" is an album exploring dementia. I forgot who produced it.
"Hey Frankie, did you listen to "Everywhere at the End of Time" yet? It's an album exploring dementia"

"Grandpa, my name is Joey"
"Grandson?"
"Grandpa, are you feeling okay?"
"...."
by TwerkingPandaMonkey September 7, 2021
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