he/shes an anal virgin
by skrecko May 27, 2019
Have you heard about Fred's love life? He's a relationship virgin. They're too scared of his crazy-eyes to look him in the face!
by Firestorm185 June 29, 2019
Guy: Shit fuck piss! My cunt ass iphone broke and apple wont replace it!
Fat ass soccer mom bitch: Thats what you get for summoning the devil to make it sinful!
Other guy: im still got a virgin iphone
Guy: *Chopping the shit out of fat as soccer mom bitch*
Fat ass soccer mom bitch: Thats what you get for summoning the devil to make it sinful!
Other guy: im still got a virgin iphone
Guy: *Chopping the shit out of fat as soccer mom bitch*
by KILL ALL SOCCER MOMS March 20, 2010
Eternal virginism is a title given to someone who has no personality, holds anti-LGBT values, and masterbates to Flo in progressive commercials.
by Birb with Wisdom June 11, 2020
A Thai prostitute, heavily advertised by tuk-tuk (or saamlaaw) drivers to foreigners. This individual is not a virgin, unless they are reconstituted as virgins every hour.
by Bangkoker February 02, 2006
While scowering the back alleys of Mexico City for a nefarious crackwhore, one happens upon a misleading prositute who claims to be a virgin. One then proceeds to a supposed defloweration while vociferating ten Hail Mary's to absolve oneself of all sins, past and present.
Upon an ill-fated journey of skullduggery, while vacationing in Mexico City, I found myself in need of redemption; so I gave that skank, carpetbagging slit a motherfucking Virgin of the Guadalupe.
by Stirling Hamilton and John DeCroce August 21, 2007
Can you please check your sister's house to see if my virginity is still in there? I think I lost it.
by Slіm Shady September 23, 2018