window theory

Leaving your window open while gossiping is a seriously bad idea.

Girl #1: Omg, Katie Smith is such a slut...
Girl #2: Yeahh, did you hear about her and Brian?

Katie: I CAN HEAR YOU HOES FROM DOWN HERE!

Girl #1: Omfg we're screwed.
Girl #2: Damnit I forgot about the window theory.

by neverthelessgirl July 9, 2011

Jizz theory

When someone (especially a boy / man) gives you on a night much attention, answers fast and compliments you but ignores you / ghostes you the day after like nothing happened.

Girl: i texted with my crush and he called me sexy that night but ghosted me the day after

Boy: lol. Jizz theory

by Vivi6969lolol June 11, 2024

The Venrick Theory

The theory that you can fix an instrument even though you have no tools and no experience what so ever. Never successful. But you tried man

Saxophone: He thinks he can fix it but he truly can't we call it the Venrick Theory.

Saxophone Senior: Never let him touch your instrument for any reason what so ever

saxophone Freshman: Don't even let him look at it.

by TheGermanSaxophone November 21, 2017

Little Book Theory

If your name goes in the book strange things will start to happen.

The Little Book Theory is true, my name went in the book and potatoes appeared on my porch.

by Clearwarning February 11, 2022

Conspiracy theory

What about Fat-Cock Self-Preservation Theory, Cody? What do you think of that one? The most profound and accurate conspiracy theory on the web!

Hym "How's this for a conspiracy theory: The accusations of liar and grifter do nothing to hurt right-wing pundits EXPLICITLY BECAUSE they aren't intended to hurt them but, rather, deflate the value of liar and grifter accusations in a deliberate attempt to cover for ineffective political opposition. Because sure you're calling them a liar and a grifter but if you can keep them in the forefront of people's minds you can keep out the MORE EFFECTIVE opposition out of the lime light and maintain the status quo. So, denigrating the political opposition ISN'T TO GET YOU TO STOP LISTENING TO JORDAN PETERSON... It to get you to focus on Jordan Peterson instead of me. Because he is harmless and ineffective and I am not."

by Hym Iam April 12, 2024

Pie theory

If a woman knows how to make pie (pita), she knows how to cook.

Oh, she knows how to make a pie? I’ve also heard that she makes other food really well. That means the pie theory stands.

by Boz1998 September 30, 2023

The Barbie Theory

When a show or movie has the animated main character be an actor that plays the main role in every film in order to give the viewers a sense of false reality while creating the most legendary franchise (and fandom) ever.

e.g

person1 : "this new animated movie came out where the main character turns out to be an actor and has bloopers at the end"
person2 : Oh yeah that movie uses the barbie theory to engage the viewers more.

by pole101 August 23, 2023