suicide

NOT A GOOD THING. YOU WILL DIE.

“NO TAYLOR DONT PUT THE TOASTER IN THE BATHTUB!!”

“BUT MOMMM I WANNA COMMIT SUICIDE!!”

by taytay dust May 28, 2022

Suicidal apathy

Coined by frank while spitting the truth and a future forecast for another, loving to the sun is suicide for you he predicted most correctly of all. Pay incentive comps everywhere.

If you fall in love with my son it will be suicidal apathy for you; the remains and aftermath never add up to equality.

by FrnkieaSpitz January 29, 2025

Suicide shift

Made famous amongst early 20th century motorcycles, now a sex position. Doggie style, but while fisting her vagina, you anally penetrate her with your penis. A somewhat difficult position to obtain.

Her: "How do you want me?"
Him: "I'm going to give you a suicide shift."

by World Wide Walt July 17, 2019

Suicide

The act of killing/ending the life of one's self.

Example 1: "I'm feeling suicidal."
Example 2: "I heard she committed suicide, that's so sad."
Example 3: "I attempted suicide once, and almost died."

by BioVio March 1, 2023

Asian Suicide

Asian Suicide is just eating a lot of rice and playing League of Legends 24/7 till you die

“Did you hear how Bob committed Asian Suicide?”

by Asianisis October 29, 2019

Suicide Sunday

The profound frustration, hunger and loneliness experienced by non-Europeans when absolutely nothing is open in Europe every single Sunday.

Worst offending cities: Geneva, Munich

I am so hungry, no supermarkets are open, how is it Suicide Sunday again?

by GenevaLyf January 29, 2022

Catholic Suicide

Catholic Suicide- When an individual lives a long life, he get's the dream, he get's the beautiful partner, has the beautiful family. Except he's never asked himself what he want and what it means to be happy for him, so he Kurt Cobain's himself.

Bill: He was a lovely man, but even he couldn't avoid a catholic suicide.

by PostedNotesOnWalls January 5, 2022