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Hands off my squirrel food

A phrase you say to a bitch (or to a guy if ur a fag) meaning for them to not touch your nuts.
No bitch you cannot suck my dick tonight. Hands off my squirrel food.
by Money MT May 19, 2010
mugGet the Hands off my squirrel foodmug.

squirrel nipples

by I_am_the_burger_King February 8, 2017
mugGet the squirrel nipplesmug.

Squirrel

EXTREMELY AGRIVATING but extremely cute
"My pet cat is a - wait...no...just no"
"You idiot. You cant even make a definition for a word...go die in a hole.
"My pet cat is a squirrel."
"SHUT THE F*** UP"
by Define suck May 9, 2022
mugGet the Squirrelmug.

squirrel

1. The youngest of the Nolan sisters.

2. A small furry creature with a nut obsession.

3. An amorous gentleman

4. An oblong piece of formica work surface that can be used as a sexual enticement on a Royal Navy aircraft carrier populated by randy seamen.
Def 3: 'look at that SQUIRREL - wanting to plant his nuts in that'.
by Monkey Tennis 63 June 28, 2010
mugGet the squirrelmug.

with squirrel

"Yoooo, I heard that chick's with squirrel"
by dinaseagull August 22, 2019
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squirrel situation

When there is an ugly or large girl who is after your nuts. This is the term used for people who don't watch gay shows like jersey shore.
Man this fat chicks after my nuts, i got a serious squirrel situation here.
by eazyG November 8, 2011
mugGet the squirrel situationmug.

Catching The Flying Squirrel

When a man lays on his back while masturbating and attempts to shoot his load up in an arch and catch it in his mouth
"Where's Rob?"
"I don't know, he called in, probably at home catching the flying squirrel "
by UnkleLumpY July 8, 2022
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