duck slide

The action you make when you want to avoid a conversation.k

She told me she had a baby, so I pulled a duck slide.

by Xeus September 18, 2013

Duck butter

The sweaty crud that accumulates in between your ballsack and your inner thigh

Dang man I can hardly walk. This duck butter keeps squishing in my pants

Lol just scrape it out with a spoon

by Men @ work December 1, 2018

Shitting Duck

A play on the term sitting duck. If you are a shitting duck, you are helpless in your current situation, but you are also scared enough to shit your pants.

When I was threatened by that mobster, I was a shitting duck.

by MaggotHoles August 1, 2018

Louie duck

Louie duck is the green one of Donald ducks nephew, and is in the Ducktales reboot known as the sharp one who makes schemes

person1: what's the name of the green one of Donald's nephews?

person2: its Louie duck

by E.C.V.U. October 7, 2022

Not my duck

Something that is clearly not your responsibility that someone is trying to dump on you

"Hey bro can you go do my laundry while I'm out?" "Not my duck, man sorry."

by Mr. Cool guy July 18, 2019

Flip the duck

Finding another orifice

I'm looking to flip the duck, can you assist?

by Psyrus 137 January 25, 2022

Ducking Floods

To constantly wear pants that are highwaters. Meaning too short for the wearer.

Holy shit, did you see Bernard's pants? That mother fucker is always ducking floods!!!

by xlxDEBOxlx January 13, 2014