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Driving at Turtleneck Pace

Diving slowly; the opposite of driving at breakneck pace.
"The driver in front of me is driving at Turtleneck pace."
by Kla31 July 30, 2022
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Driving English

Driving on the wrong side of the road, against traffic. Someone is "Driving English" if they are recklessly driving on the left side of a road in a country which drives on the right. It should be noted that only countries of colonial

English influence (United States excluded) drive on the left side of the road.
Almost got popped by some drunk ass driving english! He didn't even see the median!

Had to swerve off the road yesterday. A fire truck was driving english to avoid a clusterfuck of traffic.
by E_Man_24 June 22, 2021
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Driving Style

When someone is going insane over spilled juice.
Jake-why you going so driving style
by Madison, pseudonym February 28, 2022
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drive by hookup

When (person 1) drives by their potential hookup(person 2)'s house. Then they call (person 2) to come out to the car. The two then hookup in the car, and thats that....until next time.
ex. 1:
"I had the gayest drive by hookup last night. Jonathan had a broken arm so it was impossible to get anything done....after an hour of kissing and banging my leg on the steering wheel I made a curfew excuse."
by Slooooot April 5, 2008
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drive-by jerk off

Also known as DBJO. It's when a guy drives by you in the street while you're walking on the sidewalk and asks for directions for a place he's like really far away from.

When he stops and starts asking you directions he's rubbing one out and he'll keep doing it while you're talking to him. He's likely to drive away if you notice what he's doing and you're not into it and tell him to drive away.

Get his licence plate number and denounce the bastard.
(Drive-by jerk off stops his car next to a woman walking on the sidewalk.

DBJO- Excuse me, do you know where the Placita is?
Woman - Um, that's really far away you are way off.

DBJO- Uh-huh *he is already masturbating*
Woman - Uh, wait , what are you doing?
DBJO- Mm-hmm *keeps masturbating*
Woman - *steps back* Oh my god, go. Just go!

(Drive-by jerk off drives away)
by zetazetaram May 31, 2016
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Driving Miss Daisy

When you are Raw Doggin any woman over 65 in the back of her Buick.
I was horny, and your granny offered it up, so I went Driving Miss Daisy. Said she liked it raw. Reminded her of her first prom night with 3 of the guys from the basketball team.
by WhaddaMuthaFkr November 7, 2023
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Drive By

Farting whilst walking on a pedestrian crossing so when the car moves the fart gets sucked into the winds/aircon
Man- Bro I’ve been holding in this fart, I’m going to do a drive by
Friend- fuck yeah gets this old bitch in the car
by Hugh jnutz November 9, 2021
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