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The Universals

A Chad server which is not a clan and has nearly all clans in it.

Wars be happening every fuckin day in there.
Hey are you in the Universals?
No, what is it?
STFU YOU STUPID MF WHO TF DOESNT KNOW THE UNIVERSALS. IM GONNA FUCKING OTAX YOU YOU PIECE OF SHI*

The Universe 

A very big space full of a lot of nothing and some other weird shit. Like big rocks, balls of fire, balls of gas, chunks of ice, and objects so massive that even light can't escape. Its pretty cool, but also kind of unnecessary. Especially when life got added. Like existence is pointless enough, but now there are animals, and some of them are hairless apes smart enough to realise how pointless and unnecessary existence is, and how much easier it would be if none of this junk was here to begin with. Some think they know how it works and while science has discovered alot we still have no idea how big the universe is and its seemingly impossible to do so. Its billions of years old, and used to be alot smaller. Eventually all the energy will be evenly spread out across the universe so that energy wise its the same as at the start. This is known as the heat death of the universe.
Its also possible the universe is fake and nothing is real.
The universe does not care about you, your feelings, your ability to understand it, your fantasies about it, the fact that you exist, the fact you will one day stop existing, the fact that it exists, or even the fact it may stop existing one day. The closer you look at it, the less sense it makes because your brain isn't built for understanding objects as probability clouds, or time and space as one thing.

The Underground Camman 

A sexual intercourse position in which one partner grabs the other firmly, lifting them up while they put their legs upon the shoulders of the first partner. During this, the first partner will penetrate the second partner's orifice while screaming 'It's time for the Underground Camman".
"Bro I took this chick home last night and gave her the Underground Camman"

The Unstuckoning of 1786 

Founding father John Adams unstuck his balls from his leg on October 23rd, 1786 at 9:34pm
Everyone knows about the Unstuckoning of 1786. It's a US history rudiment.

The Urban 

Trying unsuccessfully to put your finger in the butt of a stranger.
Did you see Urban Meyer try to give that woman "the Urban" at his steakhouse?
The Urban by hollow_log October 5, 2021