Shopping-Shits

Patriots of any shopping facility, feeling a non-premeditated trifling need to shit themselves.
Joey - I went to target today with Steph, we where there for five minutes! When I immediately got the Shopping-Shits an had to run to the nearest bathroom.

Steph - where did joey go?
by priaprismWOO October 03, 2023
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Boston Coffee Shop

A “Boston coffee shop” is a sexual act where you toss donuts onto the erect penis of a professional athlete until you get one on. You get 6 tries. If you get one, you cuck him. If you miss all 6, he cucks you.
I can't wait to see if Tingus Pingus is at the store again today. If he's there I may ask him to try a Boston coffee shop.
by Dotdacuckluva May 01, 2025
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Windows Shopping

When you go on a shopping website and add a bunch of items to your shopping cart but don't buy anything.
*on clothing website*
Friend 1: Wow that top looks cute you should buy it.
Friend 2: Nah I'm broke so I'm just windows shopping.
by Fattem January 18, 2023
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Windows-shopping

Spending time looking at items on on-line shopping sites but ultimately buying nothing.
A: Last night I was looking at Amazon, EBay, a whole bunch of sites....

B: Wow, how much did you buy?

A: Oh, nothing, I was just Windows-shopping.
by Doro's Mama November 16, 2015
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Shopping perspectives

When people from northern europe travel to Africa to see the poverty and get a kick out of reality, in order to put their everyday life 'in a bigger perspective'.
"So has he been out saving the world with Bono the past 4 months?"

"No, I think he's just been shopping perspectives.."
by The Love Cats March 26, 2010
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Window Shopping

When a person is looking at someone sexually without actually doing anything
by Sebbyboiishot October 22, 2023
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Window shopping

When you in a relationship but you talk about you like or admire someone else ore multiple people but you don’t try anything with them because your in a relationship
Cindy:oh he’s cute
Faith: don’t you have a boyfriend?
Cindy: I’m just window shopping
by $amizzle April 11, 2020
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